I keep wanting to post but always delayed cause of bloody distractions. I'll just sum up what happened since I've been gone. Ahh, sidetracked.


Saturday, went out with Jovin. He was late. Stupid pig. Went all the way to Queenstown just to eat Macdonalds and then go to Parkway. Wtf lah. We thought we were on the wrong bus cause it was a hell of a long way man. Like 45 mins or so. At last found a shirt at TOPMAN. Too much money lah he. Then I bought Arctic Monkeys' Album What People Say I Am, That's What I'm Not. Cool songs. And I bought a No.1 Evergreen Hits for Laobu. Had ta lah, haha! Then we went to buy ice cream. I bought Strawberry Milkshake and it cost $3.90. 2 Scoops of ice cream cause 4 bucks. And you know how they make milkshake? They just blend scoops of ice cream and there you go, MILKSHAKE! Haha. Ma milkshake brings all da boys to da yard! Haha! Tasted Jovin's Lemon and Lime and Raspberry, is it? Haha, can't remember. Cope like spoons of his ice cream! Wahaha! Laobu called his handphone looking for me and he covered up for me saying I at the bus stop liao! Aww, so sweet! Then he waited with me at the bus stop before he went home. Aww! Haha! Went home and heard from Laobu, going fishing with Grace and Shawn. Wah, tired sia but worth it lah. At Changi Village the car park there, we spotted 2 transvetites, and then Uncle Lawrence purposely slowed down to where they were and both of them were looking at me, in the eye! I freaked out sia! I was like sitting by the door lah and they can lik ejust open the door and pull me out! Then this Uncle Lawrence went another round around the carpark lah! And then I was very very scared already, then he wind down the window and asked "How much to go fishing together?" And then we all were like "UNCLE LAWRENCE!" Haha, then one of the trans said something and then Uncle Lawrence was like "Aiyah, don't want lah, voice so rough!" And then we went off to Changi Beach. Wah lao! I freak out like shit sia. I was in trauma for like half an hour. Scary sia. Grace caught 2 puffer fish but then Uncle Lawrence threw it back to the sea. Puffer fish is dangerous lah. In the end, she caught a cat fish, and my Laobu brought it home. Haha! Went home at about 4 plus. So tired man.


Sunday, woke up at about 11-12. Stupid people messaged me in the morning, disturb my sleep. Then Laobu sent me to PS! Thanks Bu. Met Charis, Rach and Jovin at Swensens for desserts. Stupid Judd can't come cause she said it was raining and then sleep. Stupid Judd, what an excuse. I don't want go out with Judd already lah. Then we took neos! Haha! Was super noisy. I kept following the toy cat moving it's head side to side. Haha! Then watched XMen3. At last! I love the show so so much! And thanks Gills for filling me on the last part! Haha, Gills. Had to explain to Rach and Charis about XMen, mutants and stuff. Aiyoh. Mafan lah! In the end we decided take neos again and then head home. Haha! Nothing much was done, but movie was great. I can't believe Charis and Rach know little of XMen but they still watched because I wanted to so eagerly. Aww, you guys so sweet lah! I love XMen!


Monday, went out with Jo and Mitch. Whee! Went to Bugis with Jo first. Surprisingly, she was late lah. Toot. Went to Bugis, same ol' same ol'. Walked around, contemplating whether to buy ear studs. I resisted man! Hard work. Mitch met us after that. Walked around, like idiots. Then decided go Far East. We cheapskate lah. Then I had this really crazy idea of getting my hair cut like immediately. I asked Laobu but she don't allow. After I convinced her like bloody many times, she just said "Ok". Haha! Whee! I cut my hair! And I'm loving it! I cut shoulder length, layered. And I cut my fringe also! Whee! I love my hair. But it's like very difficult to tie cause hair would be coming out here and there so Gills suggested pins but no, I hate pins poking my head. So yeah, basically, I changed my hairstyle and yeah, I love it, Jo loves it, Mitch loves it, Brother likes it, Laobu I not sure. Haha! Mitch bought a yellow shirt I picked out for her and the brown sweater. Lookin' good Mitch! And Jo bought the pants, whatever you call it. Lookin' good Jo! Lookin' good Zakk! Haha! Crazy crazy. Oh, my hair cut is only 14 bucks and it's much cost worthy cause the haircut's great and I love it and unlike the other time 9 bucks haircut, the hairdresser is much better and ironing of hair is not a need, which obviously causes my hair to totally frizz. I only want the best for my hair ok! Hmmph! Narcissism. Ok so, in the end, 3 of us walked along Orchard Rd looking at people and their thangs. Went to Coffee Bean for drinks to chill and the cashier who was a malay guy was kinda friendly. Erm, I was the more friendly one lah. He's not hot so forget about him. 3 of us talked about sleeping in class and shit shit stuff. Haha! And then it was like late already lah, and we've been like out the whole afternoon so we decided to go home. Said goodbye and Mitch parted with me and Jo. Jo played with ma PSP and yeah, she sucked at it. Hurhur. Haha. Sorry Jo, I had to say it. Haha! Said bye to dearest Jo and I headed home afterwards. Showed Laobu my hair, she just looked at it until I asked "Nice anot?" And she was like "Nice." Just like that! Hmmph!


Ok, I shall stop this hair thing. Haha, people are gona get bored but I only want the best for my hair and you gota know that. I will have a more easier time maintaining my hair cause it's less thicker right now. Whee! I'm lovin' it! Muacks! Love ya people! Chao!

People! I need serious help! I'm thinking of cutting my hair this June holidays! Thinking of cutting it short but not that short! Like shoulder length! And layered. I'm not sure, I really wana do something new about my hair. I will cut now and then hopefully my hair will grow back when school reopens. I don't know! I need advice from all of you, ok maybe some! But please get back to me ok! Please!

Yo people! Ima gona try blog everyday from now on ok? If I'm not busy lah. Since there is not going to be any school from now till I can't-be-bothered-to-know-when. Whee! But there's drama camp. Oh and this is a note for Fiza if she happens to be reading. Dearest Fiza, the Masquerade Night thingy for drama camp is on the night of 3rd June and everyone will be dismissed after that. Otey? Now it's like I don't know what to do. Oh yah, I need to go hit da showers after blogging cause I'll be going out later and then gona go Toh Cres after that, so probably I won't be blogging tonight. And tomorrow Ima meeting my Zakk Gang loves! Ah, at last another outing to start off our holidays and Great Singapore Sale! Whee! Life is so beautiful right now. But urgh, bloody homework. I was thinking of completing them before I go off for my holidays! Whee! Yay to horse riding! Muacks babey! And more movies to watch! My my! Pirates of the Carribean 2, The Da Vinci Code (I haven't watch!), The Fast and Furious; Tokyo Drift, X-Men; The Last Stand, Superman, Garfield 2 and Miami Vice (Jamie Foxx!). And more and more and more! Whee! Ok, but must study hard first! Yeah right.

More pictures on the night of 20th May. One again, Happy Belated Birthday dearest Olio!Muacks.

As you all should or maybe haven't know yet, Taylor is the new American Idol. Somehow, I think he deserves it lah. Shutup Judd and Leong. I'll have the final say. He's good lah! And entertaining and he performs well and can sing many different genres. Wow. The results show was way hot! Much better than last year. All the finalists for this season performed. Chris was like H A W T! Elliot was also H A W T. My my, boy-crazy all over again, but you gota understand, these people got talent to offer. Clay Aiken was there and he shocked everyone! He totally changed his style and his hair, and correct me if I'm wrong but he is really really HOT! Yeah I know I'm crazy. I used to think he was a gay geek but can't blame me what, he looked that way. But just now, he looked really elegant and so professional. His voice was still really good. He's just great all over again! He dressed really well and with his new style and hair and his smile, damn I fell in love with him. I remember that during PL years, the PL people used to tease Olio loving Clay Aiken and then she would keep denying it. At that time, I was supporting Ruben. Ahh, Olio I take back my words. Since you claim to not like him, Clay Aiken is mine then. Wahaha! Ahh, I'm crazy. And hot, like Clay. Clay, I love you.


Whee, on Tuesday on the way back home from school in the bus, I saw Clarence! He looked at me and smiled at me! Whee! I waved to him and he waved back. He is a good junior. And then, just now I just found out then Jun Wei leaves at Hougang! Ave 9 leh! So near my house! Block 900+. He said there was one morning he saw me! See, he recognises me. I'm good lah. Ahh, juniors are nice to me. Because I'm nice lah, duh.


Sorry Judd and Leong, but fack you. Chao.

Whee! Weekend was booked as usual. Tiring lorh! Morning wake up around 11 plus. Everyone applaud for Zakk please. Then breakfast at 401 with Laobu. Ate roti prata. Whee! Then went home and packed my room. It's in a bloody mess lah. I love my wardrobe! It's organised now. In according to colour and I realised I have lotsa blue blouses/shirts but obviously I don't wear them cause I dislike blue. And I have lotsa black blouses/shirts. Duh, obviously! Ok so yeah, After that, I showered and got ready for Olio's party. Dress code green. I had to borrow a shirt from Tay lorh cause I no green. Ok, so Jill and Mitch is colour blind. Jill wore a baby blue shirt, not turqoise. Bluek Jill. Mitch wore blue. The only loyal ones were me, Jo and Glor. Glor just got her green shirt that day and Jo bought it for her. Sexay. So, I had this feeling I would meet Jo and Glor in the bus, and there they were, sitting with much aunticipation at the sight of mua and smiling to themselves. Siao. Haha! Damn best lah. The whole 911 Team was there. Except Glor extra lah but who cares, she's a May baby too so she was invited. I met Charlotte aka Flirt aka Chlorophyll drinker aka Hygiene Freak. Wahaha! Missed her man, but then she not romantic lah! People want hug her then she scared, and then people say miss her then she just say OK. Wah lao! Anyways, I shan't elaborate further or else I will take decades to finish so yeah, pictures for you guys to see. See my PL friends alright! I know some TK pple already know Jo but just see my other friends lah! Bitch.

That's Olivia and Zakk who is me lah duh. Olivia aka Olio aka Oreo aka Bimbo aka Jurnolist aka Egg Mayo aka the-toot-who-planned-to-wear-green-but-look-at-what-she-wore.










That's Glor on the right and Mitch on the left. Glor in PL and Mitch in Cedar. Mitch is a smart bitch lah. Ass, she's wearing blue.











That's Olio and then Jo and then Mua. Me eating ice cream and Olio drinking drink. Wahaha. Jo's green shirt is kinda pond-green green. Know what I'm saying? Go to a pond and see the colour of the water. Haha.









Some disgusting food toot people made up.












That's Charlotte aka Flirt aka Hygiene Freak aka Chlorophyll drinker aka scared-of-balloons-loud-sounds? She's in Cedar. Smart ass but all she cares about is Maple. Stupid arse.









Ze birthday cake. Topped with fruits and not much cream. But whatever, we just smeared pieces of cake all over Olio's ugly face. Facial. Wahaha! Dirtay!









Jill and mua! I told you she's colour blind. My face is dark cause I'm mysteriou. Crap. I love us!











Last but not least, the picture ya'all been itching to see. Yours truly, Zakk.

Whee! I'm a bimbO! Like O-li-O! And I like egg may-O and Jill al-sO. She like to copy me oh-nO! Why she like that I don't knOw! Oh nO! Cut the bloody crap, Zakk-O! K-O-yO!


Shut the hell up aight. I don't know what to type about. Just that my Thursday was spent lying around watching tv lah. Woke up like 2 plus. Was suppose to meet Rach but then I couldn't be bothered lah. Friday was not too bad. My high day. Charis didn't come to school. Aww. Rach was alone in the class in the morning that she came to find me while I was walking to class with Andrea. 1st 2 periods checked results. I was impressed with my donations. I collected 20 bucks. Then teacher was like "Wow! Very good!". Haha! I'm good. Ok lah, it's good cause I always can't be bothered to donate. Haha! I will say anything about my results. English we did some shit oral practise. I can't believe some idiotic can't even just shut up for 1 min. Have to comment on every word teacher said and they think their funny and think their english so perfect. Puh-lease babey! And then horh recess is just recess as usual. Art was best. I don't know why. I just owned up to teacher that I never cut my finger nails and me and Judd straight away went to the stairs to lepak while the cheena go take their nail clipper. Haha! After cutting finger nails, Jasmeet came running to us telling us about some bloody test. Haha! We went back and then Mui2 explained to us about the test and that we have to finish it. Yada yada yada. We laughed alot and joked a whole lot, but pity Judd wasn't sitting with me, Rach, Jin and Jasmeet. Haha! Then this Jovin from one table away decided to play a fool on JiaMing and so irritating lah. He want to do anything on JiaMing must shout for me and tell me and then go attack JiaMing. Jovin is like "Eh Zakk! Zakk! Eh! I'm going to..." Then Jovin used pencil blackened his finger and then smear the black ink onto JiaMing's forehead. Haha! And JiaMing neck also kena. Wah lao! Funny sia. My table consisted of Me, Rach, Leong, Moo, Jasmeet and Anand. We all were joking about our art and this and that and laughed so much and you know how I laugh right. Horrendous man! Like laugh and laugh until can't stop and the laughter gradually gets louder. Then, I laghed like I was going to die tomorrow and then Mui2 came and said "Zakiah! And you also ah! *points to Rach lah!*" Haha! She wanted me to shut up. I was so sha jiao to her. We were being nice to her and vice versa. I don't know why. Then finish lesson this Judd and Rach were molesting each other on the way out of the room and then I was like "Teacher look what they doing! They so naughty!" Then she was like "You girls ah. Behave ah!" And then she said to me "Zakiah! You are a girl, don't need to be so loud!" She said something like that lah. Haha! I was laughing all the way lah. Too hilarious. Then during science lesson, we had to do this survey. Damn faggot. I was Auditory sth sth. And then the description stated sth like "You sit in the front but you don't pay attention in class" Sth like that lah. And then I was like "Eh! Me lah! Same leh!" And another description states sth like "Hums or talks to somebody when bored" Haha! Same leh. But the somebody in my case is nobody. Haha! I talk to myself. Wahaha! Anyways, Judd, Jin and Rach got Tactile and they are supposed to be touchy people. Haha! I forgot the description liao. Haha! Best lah. After school, waited for Rach laobu to pick me and Rach up. Cool lah. Wait bloody long until sweating like pig. Then long last Laobu came. Louisa, Daisy and crazy Terrance in the car. Terrance is crazy sia! Touch people and strangles Daisy. Wild child. And I quite surprised the Laobu never scold sia. Haha! I think if Terrance kena my family, he sure kena whack already sia. Reached Rach house, met Rach korkor. Then he hold mad dog while I headed straight for Rach room. So fun lah! In Rach room, cam-whored and alot of shit. Rach ironed my hair. When I was eating, Louisa kept touching my hair. She say I look like Panda cause I put eyeliner and I was like "Eh Panda from China leh! Then I can go China do business and break into the China Market!" We kept joking about the China Market shit. And then Louisa say I'm like grass cutter when I eat the noodles. Haha! Bite bite bite. Lunch was funny lah. Rach like some ah pek like that then when the daddy came to join for lunch she was like "Hi Laopa!" Then I was like "HALLO UNCLE!" Hehe! Fun lah the family. You say fuck and no one cares. Haha! Went to Rach room. She do card for Ms Loo(?) and then I wrote the script story. Talked to Charis on the phone for awhile. Rach korkor is like wah liao whey, give ideas then he say that 5 people stranded on an island will end up kill each other and eat each other up for food. Then was like "But have coconut what! I like to eat coconut! Don't need eat each other lah!" Then he was like "Must!" Haha! Knn. Then when I was sitting on the floor, Louisa suddenly came into the room and then Fluffy the mad dog came in and I didn't know until he touched my leg and I shrieked like KNNBCCB-loud lah! Haha! Then I think Fluffy thought I mad woman then run away. Haha! I'm hot. Ok the rest of the afternoon was spent lazing around and bitching lah. Ok I left her house at 6.30pm. Wait for bus and then bloody fucking long. Board the bus then so many banglas. Nabeh, all Jovin's friends! Wahaha! Then I found the single seat and soon fell asleep. Woke up, went down and then take 62. Had to wait some time lah, I almost fell asleep sia. Then got a seat in the bus and fell asleep. After that in the end reach home around 8.30pm. Knn. Ordered Macs for dinner.


Ok it's 20th May 0253am. Can't wait for later party. But what time start ah? Haha! I not sure leh! And I haven't wrap prezzies and make cards. Fiasco. I will do them tomorrow, maybe. Haha! Ok lah, I want change shirt cause my bro accidentally spilt some curry on my shirt. Bastard. And I wana hit da sack. Thanks Rach for the green shirt. I shall post up pictures soon ok. One I got the time when I'm not tired. And sorry people, I'm booked for this weekend. Movie next week ah! Chao and love ya guys! See you! Can't wait to see Jo, Glor, Jill and Olio and Mitch! Whee! Muacks love.

Yo yo yo! I love yo yo and egg mayo! And I like O-li-o! Haha! I can rap! Haha, remember the good old times when I used to stare at Mrs B Lau and wrote rhymes about her. Haha, I wrote lotsa raps until they turned into poems. Eee, so sentimental one. Wahaha! Anyways, tomorrow is holiday for TK pple. NEH NEH NI POO POO PL NO HOLIDAY. Whatever man. Due to 6th May public holiday the Pollnig Day thingy and then TK 5 day work week shit thang lah. You know the whole song so I don't need to sing for you. New phrase I learned. Whee! I'm hot and hot!


Anyways, I got B3 for Geog. I know I'm great. I can't believe teacher miscalculated my paper and then poof, 1 mark added. My marks were actually 64 but then plus 1 equals to? 65 lah stupid! Wah liao, like that also must teach. Stupid low-life bloody asses. Haha! At last can get more sleep man but then that Jin and Judd want meet tomorrow do stupid Maths SAIL task shit. Wah liao! Just copy answer from Charis can what! Wah liao. Haha! I want sleep lorh.


I watch American Idol in the afternoon on Star World. I think Elliot is not bad, he's soulful. In the words of Uncle Fadil (one of my very act Laobu's friend), "I LOIKE! (in a seductive manner)" Wahaha! Katherin Mcphee, in my opinion, she is good well cause she was already trained from young. But she tends to kinda overdo the songs. Somehow I think like that. Taylor is my favourite. I LOIKE! He's not hot neither ugly but he's very good. He can do songs really well and very entertaining lah. I love his rendition of You are so beautiful! I teared when I heard him sing that! My my, was he good! I love love love him alot alot alot. It's kinda difficult to decide this time's winner cause everybody contestant is really different. They got their own speciality. But I really hope Taylor wins. Hehe.


Next topic. You know I really hate people who are like "I'm sorry I never blog for a few days!". Seriously, why say sorry? I mean like, if you're Xiaxue or KennySia or some famous blogger then nevermind lah. But you saying sorry to your readers as if your blog so famous and then except people to excuse you? Like wtf? I used to do that last time (do I?) and now I realised it's very stupid. Don't get what I'm trying to say? Sorry lorh! Wahaha! Stupid dumb fools. And another thing. I also hate it when people are like "I'm sorry I keep using vulgarities, I can't take it. I'm stressed!" I hate that too. It's your bloody blog for goodness sake! It's your choice if you want or don't want to use vulgarities lah! Care about what people say for what? If you care so much about what people say then don't use lah. Then tell people you're fucking stressed. Then after that apologise. Wah liao. And then what, expect readers to forgive you? Stupid dumb fools. Whatever man. KNNBCCB. Nabeh. Fuck you. I only frequently use these. I'll learn more in time to come ok? Help you people expand your vocabulary. Wahaha. The consequences you settle yourself lah.


Next topic. During IPW period, me group were playing and couldn't be bothered to do our script so we played in the music room. Alot of groping, touching, molesting, licking, kissing, hugging and what not. Alot fo screaming too, and shoe throwing and pencil box throwing too. At long last, we lied to Ms Nah we done our script. We lied to Mrs Goh too and talked to her. She was bored too! Talked about Oral. She said that mine got more expressions than Judd. Jovin say I very dramatic. Wah lao. Drama girl of course lah. And I adopted my Laobu's slang so too bad, I know I'm good. Then we talked about Da Vinci Code. She read the book and so I asked her what's it about cause I want go watch. Then I asked why NC16 then she said got abit of nudity. Then I was like "Cool!". Haha! I told her I wanted to ask Jovin to watch with me cause he is the only one who looks most matured out of the ZakkGang. Is Jovin in ZakkGang? Don't know don't care. But then he dating his church mates. Wah liao. I think I can pass lah cause people even think I go to University and even ask what course I taking. Wtf. Haha! I'm old. Mrs Goh said I look mature enough and she even encouraged me to go watch. Cool huh? Haha.


Anyways, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SUZANA AND LOUISA! And Happy Belated Birthday to Me, Ruby, Brother, Olio, Glor, David&Danial and not forgetting Dear Jasmeet. Whee. I'm a MAKCIK. Don't know what that means, go ask around or go check it out yourself. Don't ask me. Anyways, enough of blogging. I wana watch tv and catch up on shows that I've been missing.


Jo, I miss you too! Muacks!

So crap, I accidentally closed the page when I was posting. Wah liao! Anyways, I'm now at Rach's house doing uZap. Haha, uZap-ed my tummy just now and my boobs were so high they jiggled! Haha! Really lah! And now doing thighs. Haha! Very nice. Hehe! I love it!


Anyways I wana give a shoutout to those who have contributed in one way or another in making my 14th birthday a fruitful one. Thanks all! To Jo(!), Jin, Judd, Rach, Charis, Jovin, Ms Toh, Laobu, Laolaobu, Brother, Father, Uncle, Youngest Aunt, 2nd Aunt, Suzana, Ice, Andrea, Sanjana, Ruby, Clemie, Park, Shawn, Grace, Olio, Glor, Jill, Fatihha, Jovi, Shimin, Jiaying, Leong(!), Geraldine, Xinci, Yvette and many others more I forgot liao. Hehe. A simple gift, a simple greeting, a simple celebration. Wow, people do love Zakk, dontcha? Hehe. Thanks all ok? Muacks muacks.


I can't wait for 20th May. Ahh, meeting PL people. Whee! Well, get to see Jo, again! Haha, and Glor, Jill, Mitch and Olio! Whee! Gona exchange gifts! Whee!


Anyways, kinda missing photos right? Haha, sorry lah. When Rach send me the pics to my comp then I post them up alright. Hehe. I know you people are craving of my pics! Wahaha!


I don't know what else to post liao. Wahaha. Hehe. I got 5th for English in the whole class. Same with Jin. Crap. Justin from out of nowhere get 1st. Fool. Well, probably because he's bloody tall and sits right in front and listens to teacher. I think so leh, cause horh, Jin suddenly got quite high for English leh! And she sit behind Justin! Haha! I sit beside Jin and Judd on my right. Smart people. Me and David got highest for Compo. Whee! We somemore sit beside each other during exam and last year out sitting place side by side. Haha. We never copy lah. Hehe! He don't want show me his compo. Ahh, I love to boast and brag lah. If I don't talk about any subjects probably means I failed them. Wahaha! Tmr probably getting back Geog and History paper. Oh and Rach got 1st for CHINESE! Wah liao. She beat Shimin by half mark and I can tell the Cheena people are probably cursing her right now. Haha! I love Rach lah! Muacks.


The uZap just stopped and I starting it again. Very nice lah. Make me vibrate. Wahaha! I loike! Ok lah bye already lah! I want ask Rach for food to eat. Hehe. She say ok. Haha! Ok lah, Chao! Muacks.

Yay, I love myself, my family and of course my friends! Been really really tired lah. Supposed to be resting at home and then study but end up go out like almost everyday. Since Saturday go out to Arab St buy the cloth materials for Hari Raya clothes and then dinner out at Bedok corner. Sunday went to Parkway for lunch and laolaobu want have massage at there. Then went to Haig Road to watch laolaobu and aunts lunch. Then went home and then go out again dinner. After dinner go cousin's house for awhile then headed home and did some revising. Wahaha! Next day, after History paper which sucked of course, I headed straight home. Wah, headache man. Straight after that laolaobu told me to bathe then go out for lunch. Damn tired sia. I wanted to rest first but then scared she angry ah! Went lunch with laolaobu, aunt and cousins and bro! It was the Brother's birthday! Happy belated birthday brother! Had dinner at Paragon there. With laobu laolaobu brother and I. Had Indon food. Was not that bad but the other outlet was much better. Had a good time. Tuesday had Lit paper which sucked too. I wrote down whatever came to my mind. After that headed back home. I forgot what happened after that I remembered going out with laolaobu again. Dinner was at another Indonesian restaurant but this time with uncle, aunt, bro, laolaobu and me! Hehe. So nice lah the food. Can make your own chendol one! Dinner was lovely.


And on 10th May, yay! Chinese paper! Whee. Ms Toh wished me after Charis told her. Hehe. Jovin's hp got confiscated. Toot teacher. Urgh. After exam, celebrate! Yay babey! Zakk Gang and Jovin! The now Zakk Gang lah. Not the fully complete one. But who cares. We all headed to Plaza Singapura! Oh yeah! We went to buy tix for MI3. Headed to Delifrance to eat. It was 10.30am and meals are at 11am so we spent like half an hour talking and talking and talking for shit. You know I think Jovin has a crush on me cause he keeps on touching my leg and trying to seduce to me. That bitch. Then after that Jin ordered for me food. Aww Jin! You're so lovely! Pity she wasn't sitting beside me if not I make out with her man! Haha! Jovin was sitting in front of me which gives him the advantage of seducing me. Haha! Love my friends. Judd and Rach went to the toilet and took quite some time so I was thinking, maybe they make-up that's why take very long so I heck care lah. Before they came back me, Charis, Jin and Jovin were spitting lotsa ice at each other! Very fun. I was targetting mainly at Jovin. Wahaha! Cause he shot me alot while I was eating my food. That toot! Haha! When Judd and Rach came back, they gave me one bloody long fish cake that resembled something like you-know-what. Haha! I didn't eat it. And then Judd took out a mini choco cake and I was in my mind like, for what sia?! Then I was like, oh my goodness it's my birthday I almost forgot! Haha! I swear that was what was going on in my mind right now! Then got one candle and then we asked for lighter from the Delifrance people. My Sweethearts sing birthday song so loud that a little boy came to check us out! Aww, I was so touched by my sweethearts I swear! Then I cut the grape-like orange fruit into 6 pieces to eat! Haha! Then I was thinking how to cut the mini cake into 6 and then horh some people say horh, they don't want eat cake leh! Then horh when I cut into 6 pieces ah, some people eat leh! Hehe! It was so sweet lah! I meant what my sweethearts did, not the cake. I love my sweethearts. Then we left. We took neoprints! Whee! We were almost late for movie. Hehe! Bought food. Jovin bought for me HotDog no cheese. Hehe! Movie was hot hot hot! Thank goodness I didn't have a crush on Tom Cruise. Haha! The show alot of twists, very action-packed and definitely not for the faint-hearted. Love the show. After the damn best show, we headed to getting gifts. For my brother and other people who shall not be named. Abit of shopping done if you ask me. Went to look at shirts and finally got one for only 11 bucks. Yay me! Bought one for Jin too! I love her so I paid for her shirt. So now I don't owe her her birthday present and money already. Whee! I know Jin loves her shirt cause we bought the same shirt! Whee! Jovin contributed 2 bucks. Judd got another shirt. We love our shirts! Oh yah, Jin was so desperate for me that she even when into the changing room with me to watch me change. That toot Jin. Of course I made her face the wall as a punishment! Wahaha! After that took neos and walked around. Fun fun fun. Enjoy enjoy enjoy. After that we decided to part. Hugged everyone except that toot boy, Jovin. Me and Charis took MRT but before that I threw away that you-know-what liked fish cake. Haha! Love Charis. Couldn't go to Heartland Mall with her cause needed to rush home cause I was going to go out again for dinner. Damn tired. Said good bye to Charis. I love you Charis. Muacks muacks. I was tired. Headed back home, yada yada yada.


I will summarise my dinner. Wore my new shirt and new watch and new shoe and new hairband. Went to the Raffles City or whatever you called it. Went to Giordano and got shirts and polos. My favwet! Black and orange polos. Shirt is the number number one. Like Jovin's one. Haha! Both of us got 2 same shirts. I bought S size. Haha, men's cutting lah. After that walked around and eyed on a few things. Then headed to Clarke Quay for dinner. Dinner dropped standard compared to the other time. I asked Laobu for IceCream or Milkshake. Then minutes later the waitress caeme carrying a piece of choco cake with and ice cream on top. Aww. So sweet lah. But the choco cake got nuts in it and you know how much I hate nuts. So I slowly bite the cake and took out the nut pieces. Haha! I ate the ice cream! Sorta loved my dinner. Hehe.

Going to post pictures another time when I have pictures from Judd who is away at Melaka! Judd I miss you! Muack!


Chao people. Happy belated birthday to me! Muacks me! And thanks to all who made my day fulfilling! Those who wished me or gave me gifts or just called or love me. Muacks to all! Love ya!


To Jin, 2340 1105.

Whee! It's a Friday! My high day. Haha! Wasn't high in school due to te fact for the seemingly atrocious Maths Paper I sat for. It was like, I'm not really sure if I did well but at least I'm anticipating a Pass. At least a mark or 2 higher than Jovin would simply mark me as the Highest Person ever to walk this Earth.


Maths Paper today was like, Hell reigning Earth. No time to waste. Couldn't stop work for 15 secs to just wander my eyes around. My mind refused to. Concentrate. Ahh! But then skipped a few questions and last question of papr 1 didn't finish. KNNBCCB! Nabeh! Mutha Fucka! Really heart pain ah! Mr Shahril sneezed horrendously loud! He didn't even say excuse me. The whole class was in a state of trepidation; too shell-shocked to comment! Wahaha! Not so serious lah! All-in-all I guess the paper was fine only that my time management still lack seriousness. Ahh! Sucka! Oh yah! Alyssa aka MOOMOOSA groped my ass twice. Nabeh KNN.


After that, went Bedok Corner for lunch. High high high! Walk with Jin 2 whole rounds just to order food. We joked alot and talked defaecate. Laughed as though we were suck up bitches. I ate Mui Fan, Jin/Rach/Judd ate Wanton Mee. Me drank Teh Peng, Judd drank Ice Barley, Jin/Rach drank Sugarcane. For dessert me and Judd shared ChengTeng. Wahaha, I was feeding Jin cause she kept staring at the bowl. We were like so romantic lah. Just like a loving couple. Hehe! We are meant for each other, right from the start. Hehe! Anyhoots, we split paths when heading home. I pushed Jin and Judd to the road so that they could have a head start to dash across the road. Jay-running bitches. Stupid dumb fools! Don't they know how dangerous it is?! Wah liao. Haha! Me and Rach took 14 to MRT.


Met Nini at Bedok Interchange. Went to Long John's. She took like 1hr and a half to eat 2 bloody piece of fish and some fries. Dumb fool. Haha! So irritating lah! She eat bloody slow. Haha! She was talking way too much. We were bitching about people and talking about potential mates! Wahaha. I told her my options were open. No girls take boys. No boys take girls lorh. I'm open one lah. Haha! She thinks I'm a siao gina! Took 87 home. Long ride. Even longer conversations! Reached home. She play computer I played PS2. I was really high! I was kissing kambing like every second. I'm referring to my sheep kambing, not Jovin kambing ah! Wah lan eh! I was like moving here and there. Making funny noises. Jin and Judd experienced this high-ness before and it is really scary lah. I do scare myself at times. Wahaha! Anyhoots, we play and play and plau until about 6.45pm like that. I went to shower and continued singing/talking to myself. I wonder if there's something or someone else inside of me. Another Zakk perhaps? Maybe that's why I'm communicating to myself. Maybe the something or someone inside me is trying to convey a message to me? But what? Ahh! Haha, it shall remain a mystery. Wahaha! After showering, I sent Nini to the bus stop! She went home! Aww, till we meet again soon aight ma bitch!


Dinner-ed at Hougang Mall with Laobu and LaoLaobu(grandmother lah!). Laolaobu is in town ya'all! Whoo! So happy to see her! I was smiling and I skipped to her and greeted her. So happy lah! After makan I bought "something". I shan't tell what though! Wahaha! We went to SK jewellery looking at the Pearls. Not really genuine stuff but they were pretty. Bought Laolaobu a pair or Pearl studs. She looks bloody hip man! She's hot ah! Haha. I was thinking of getting a pair next week when jalan jalan with my gang. But then after much hesitation and my laobu's urging, I finally decided to try on a pair of dangling ones and stud ones. I chose the stud ones! Same with laolaobu! Yay! We both rock lah! Hehe. Then went to pay and then saw Jade. Damn, laobu and laolaobu are crazy over Jade lah! I was like "Ok, go home! Late already! Sleep! Tomorrow need to vote lah!" Haha. They were just "Eh that one nice, how much ah?" And then on the way leaving shop, laobu saw diamond ring! Die die. She tried on one ring and hinted to me. I looked away and went "Huh? Go home? Ok, let's go!" Haha! 2K bucks ok! No kidding. I'm only a kid lah! Wahaha! The saleslady thought laolaobu is me and laobu's mother. And she thinks laobu is my sis. So I ask you people ah. Is it my laolaobu look young? Or me looking old? Wah lan eh! To a certain extend, I felt like, wah liao eh, I not yet MakCik gang then promote to adult already ah? Nabeh, KNN. Left for home in Taxi. Haha! Too tired to walk lah. Hehe.


Ok lah. Home sweet home! I want go plan my campaign. I bet 5o bucks with Jovin. Who gets higher for Maths Paper gets the cash. Wahaha. So yah, I'm going to ask you people for your support and vote for me as your favourite candidate! Haha! Jovin's the opposition party ah! Oh and my party is er, Zakk Party. Dress code is all black ah! Not all white, I anti-PAP! Haha, no lah. Neutral! Vote for your favourite Party! Vote for Zakk! Voting is compulsory! Your vote is secret! I'm repeating whatever I watch on tv. Haha! Still working on my campaign. Recruiting managers to manage my campaign! I'll just be picking a few ones with the potential ability to be able to shine my name to the world. Haha! Overreacting. Damn. High day is ending. Haha! Chao! Remember ah! Official voting day is 15 May 2005. Making use of the whole of next week for campaigning! Good luck Jovin. All the best to the opposition party!


Chao! cheebyes. Wahaha!

Guess what. I'm scared of myself. Really. I scared I get real high and then cannot control myself. How how how how how?! Just now cooking maggi mee, I was looking for the scissors and I started talking to myself. And I was speaking in a Japanese accent and the next min I was speaking in a French accent. I was singing with some other accent I don't know. I can't help it. When I'm bored and no one is around, I have to entertain myself. Help, I seriously need it. I need professional help. Ahh! I don't want to talk to myself in different accents. I don't want to laugh hysterically all by myself for no rhyme or reason. Help help help!


Anyways, ex-angklunger of PL, Toh Lili, told me that PL pri Angklung got GOLD for SYF, again. Why am I not surprised? Haha. I think Angklung is like PL's bestest CCA lah. You tell me which CCA in PL got GOLD for 5 years straight? You tell me?! Huh! Wahaha! Angklung best!


Chao people!

It would be weird if I didn't post so yes, I'm going to post right about now.


I miss my hair. I know it's really stupid to say that but I really do! My hair is not as straight as it used to be! Haiz, why did I cut my hair?! Stupid Charis ask me go cut. Ahh! My hair tied up look like lizard's tail lorh. Disgusting. It's ridiculous to miss my hair from the other time, I know. It will grow, I know. I look okay, I know. Ahh! I miss you hair!


Anyways, this is the month of May. 2J people majority May people and I'm going to list other people whom I know whose birthday is in the month of May.
3 May- Zaki (Coincidentally, we ALMOST share the same name & birthday!)
4 May- David&Danial (The twin brothers who's taller than me. KNN)
7 May- Ruby (My dearest Booby! Wahaha!)
7 May- Khia Peng (Sec 4)
8 May- The Brother's (I still don't know what to give him)
8 May- Xin Ci (This girl is a SIAO GINA!)
8 May- Enrique Egleisius (Right spelling?)
9 May- Diana (Some relative of mine who's like 3?)
10 May- Yours truly, the one and only greatest Zakk.
11 May- Shi Min (Some cheena genius in 2J)
11 May- Paddy (Ya all know PL Paddy, yes I remember her birthday)
13 May- Jasmeet (The tallest and most irritating son of a gun in 2J)
15 May- Olivia (The gay, the bimbo and the barbie doll)
16 May- Gloria (Another siao gina!)
17 May- Suzana (Some cousin of mine)
19 May- Tasnim (Some cousin of mine in KL)
20 May- Mark (Olio's brother)
25 May- Angie (aka Coconut)
25 May- Jovi (Knocked by car while reading & cycling at the same time, toot)


Okay, that's all the people I know who's birthday is in May. You guys know anymore people's birthday that I don't know of? Inform me alright then I shall update in my hp or something. Probably I'm going to have a surprise for people who wish me on my birthday. Don't just because of the surprise you all wish all. Must come from the heart ok? It's the thought that counts. And everybody now go "AWW, Zakk is so sweet!". Whatever people. Chao.

On the plus side, I'm going to post about happy things that people would wana enjoy reading. Haha, you never know when some bloody people from the media will like chance upon my blog and reveal its dirty details to Singapore. And then my news would be so much more powerful then the current Elections shit going on. Wahaha. Anyways I'm going to talk about my newly found BEST FRIEND.


The Brother bought a Playstation Portable (PSP) from his friend. Damn hot lah. So much better than MP3 but take note, I would still long to own an MP3 nevertheless. Hehe. PSP can load in pictures, songs, videos and best part, it has internet connection. You got to be in an internet wireless zone to be able to go online. Whatever the Brother meant. Heck. Best lah. I want to show off to the world that I'm currently sharing it with the Brother. Wahaha, I not enough cash to pay him back. Hehe. It cost $600. Yeah and the game costs like 50-100 bucks ya know. Bloody alot. But Brother only got 2 games. Whee. Playing winning eleven. Probably I'm getting better. So that can show off to Jovin my skills. Wahaha! I want everybody to be jealous! Whoo. Call me a lucky girl, call me whatever. This probably meant that I've been a good girl or something. Duh. it has to be something good. Wahaha! I'm lovin' it!

Omg, seriously Jill when will you learn to accept what I say and reply positively? I meant it sarcastically and there you go again. Ranting one whole bullshit about not being perfect. Hello-o your teacher, friends, family or whoever never tell you nobody is perfect is it? When would you learn to cool it? When would you stop thinking like as if I'm against you? When would you stop thinking I hate you? Have I ever ask you to be with me whenever I ring my bell? Have I ever done that? Me and Jo are best friends. You happy? We don't need to be best friends. We just are. Nobody is stopping me. And you know what I want from you? I want you to stop thinking I'm against you. I've already put whatever shit we had behind. I'm already nice, haven't I? You don't think so? It was just sarcasm. Puh-lease. Is that too much to ask for? You got your restrictions I know that, but to change your point of view about me, is that a restriction? You worry about me, people worry about me. Yes, I make mistakes too, like YOU. I change after that, hopefully for the better. Please stop thinking I hate you. Please lah, haven't you known me long enough? You tell me that you're naive and believe whatever people say. So in that case, you don't really know me? Are you saying that? I never ask you to be perfect. Have I demanded you to be the TYPE OF FRIEND I want? Please, I turn to Jo cause I know she can make time for me. I don't want to disturb you. And there you will go bullshitting about me wanting you to ALWAYS be there for me. Please please please stop it lah. I got lots to worry about other stuff. So since you asked what I want from you, I shall honestly answer you. I want you to stop thinking I'm against you. So I ask you, what you want from me now? Remember, I too have my restrictions to your "demands".

Haiyah people, now 02.23am liao. I still haven't sleep and you guys are probably dozing off already and dreaming of stuffs. Ah, I don't feel like sleeping. I want to play Pool online but then something wrong. Not sure if it's the website cock up or my computer. Whatever it is, I decided to take this time to post alright. So that, you people will be entertained and enjoy my blog orh!


Yesterday, 30th April. I tried calling Clemie at 1 plus. That dear gay of mine sleeping! Nabeh! Then never pick up. People want wish him happy birthday then he sleep. KNNBCCB! Haha. So I message lorh. I wasn't the 1st. According to him, I was the 13th. KNN.


Oh, in my sleep I had a dream. Duh. Kinda weird/cool dream. Was in the COE room at TK ah. TK people know the room where we did health check, except no tables, chairs or nurses with laptops. Instead empty room with mirrors on 4 sides. Alright, so it happened to be the SouthEast CDC auditions, again. I don't know why. So I was there with my Laobu. And then you know when you on radio when you're sleeping, you kinda like hear the music in your dream. That's what happened. I was singing Beautiful by Christina Aguilera. Damn, I sounded good. In my dream lah. I was like singing that song to my Laobu. Don't ask why. Oh then I tried out for the dance one. And then bloody radio had to play Hips don't lie by Shakira. What the hell. So I was figuring out how to bloody dance to that song other than gelek-ing. So ok lorh, shake my ass, left to right, gelek here and there, turn here, twist there lorh. Surprisingly I was able to do so and the so-called "judges" liked it. Wahaha! So I was like, ok cool. Then when I turn around, shocking thing happen. Miss Jeanette Tan walked pass me! You know PL 6JOY form teacher! TK people don't know. She walk pass leh and then I was like, EH MISS TAN! HALLO! And she dao-ed me! KNNBCCB! She PANGSEH-DED me lah! Wth. I was like, KNN, Nabeh, fuck all that lah. And so I dao back and turned and walked away and tada dream finish liao. Wahaha. Cool uh? Haha.


So fast forward morning. Woke up, shower and got ready to meet Jo at Heartland Mall bus stop. Ironically, she was 15mins late. KNN. Headed to Macs, too noisy so we headed to Compass Point. Was contemplating for abit as to where we should head to. Went to Starbucks, full. Went Mos Burger, full. Went BK, full. Passed by Macs, messy. So headed to KFC for my Shrooms Burger then after that headed to Library. Went to Cafe, full. Wth. Went to sit at the Children's section. After awhile, Jo checked out the cafe and found an unoccupied table so we cheong-ed there. Bought some loser chicken stuff and a loser cup or ice chocolate. Damn loser lah. Sat for awhile and couldn't even absorb any of our notes into our tiny brains. So then decided to crash my place. Haha! I smuggled Jo into the MRT. Wahaha. She's small. Could have fitted her into my bag but my bag was kinda heavy. WAHAHA! Then headed for Hougang station. Bought the Shihlin chicken and had to wait lah. Bloody hell. But it was worth while. Long wait, nice good hot chicken. Walked to my place and bitched and gossiped about people. Wahaha, we are proud to be bitched to bitch about people. Jo's ONLY purpose to crash my place is to do what? Play PS2 lah duh! Haha! That's all she ever longs to do over at my place, knowing that she still has to study. Haha. I lent her my extra Geog TB. I knew it would come in handy one day, I just know it. Wahaha. Sent her to the bus stop at 6.40pm like that. Whee! We really talked alot man. Haha! Bitching and bitching. That's what we're always good at. Haha! Gave her 2 tiny boxes of raisins.


I cooked CarrotCake for my dinner. Yes, I can cook. My bro said it was nice. I'm talking about the chinese carrot cake ah! Haha. For those who don't know I can cook, then know now. Wahaha! If ya want me to cook, dream on lah! Unless you're a regular at my place, like Jo. Wahaha! My maggi mee is modified version so takes more work to cook it. Wahaha. Jo loves to crash my place lah. She's like always looking for food. Haha! Anyways, I can cook ok. Hehe.


My nose is bleeding right now and I know why. I love to dig my nose. Wahaha. No lah. I like to rub then cause friction mah. Haha. And then I didn't take my medicine for like god-knows how many times. No antibiotics mah. And my throat's not yet better. Still abit soar. Bloody polyclinic doctor. I thought government clinic so much better then other clinics, I guess your name is gona be ruined by that toot doctor who prescribed me th medication. KNNBCCB lah you toot doctor. Not friendly one. I'm going to complain and file a report against you and sue you. I go call my lawyer ah! Bleah!


Gota go sleep lah. Later meeting Charis at 11.30 am to go PP. Whee, meeting the gang later to "study". Haha. I'm seriously not sure what's going to happen later on. Haha! Chao people. Muacks. And let the countdown begin! 9 more days! Whee!