So many friends have been sick the past week. Surprisingly, nobody passed their sickness to me, though I hang out with most of the sick people.

Get well soon! To people like Ameera, Ratio, Jin, Judd, Erfi, Fiany, The 3H girls (who sucked up to Richard Lim to avoid running! Tsk) and and many many more lur. You want me put up your name then tell me, and prove to me that you're sick.

Whee, I'm really proud of myself right now. Haven't skipped school since day 1 but I predict soon I will cause I'm really starting to get sick with school. Yes, sick.

Gives me a reason to ponteng school. Cause I'm sick.

And and, I wana get a hair cut. Feel like cutting my fringe only, length shall remain as it is, but mayber just trim to get the dry ends off.

I can't wait to have ah-beng hairstyle next year! The bu say when I'm 16 I can do ANYTHING to my hair! I'm also gona ask her for permission to pierce my ear again. 16 years old mah, next year.

Keep hoping man.

Chao!

Let's just say I'm not on a diet, but more of, NEED MONEY ASAP!

Not that I don't have money, BUT SOME people hor, just refuse to return my money!

So I need help from people to stop me from spending.

Jo said The Who was coming at the end of the year, and I doubt the tix are going to be cheap.

Fall Out Boy coming 3rd March to perform. They're only stopping at Singapore for their Asia tour to perform! Oh my oh my oh my! 75 bucks standing tix! Doubt got any seats!

I WANT, NO! I NEED TO GO!

Chao.

JayLo is finally 15 years old today. Congrats love!

I shan't talk about all the mushy mushy stuff like how you've been a great friend bla bla bla. That's all plyvet and conpidencial. Ya dig?

Enjoyed today man. I can't believed I organised such a last minute thing. Like just last night I was calling and texting everyone! Surprisingly, Bimbo could make it. Wahaha!

Usually, she'd be like "Huh? Tomorrow? Cannot leh!"

Haha, I woke up at 8 plus to reply Jay's message and visited the toilet before going back to sleep. Haha!

I forgot to thank people, only Jay thanked me for organising it. I seriously didn't thought of me being the organiser, but hey, why not? Haha!

First, I wana thank Jill, Olio and Mitch for coming! Really was panicking cause I thought it was super last minute and you guys for work and tests. Goodness, thank you so much!

Second, I wana thank Jay for turning up! I really almost wanted to kill you when you said your bu was going to bring you out. Like, I wanted to cry lah!

And and last, I wana thank God for bringing us together and making the celebration possible. Though small, but it was so great!

Here's a a lame conversation during lunch that me, Gills and Olio had.

Gills: Wah, got ring. You married already uh?

Zakk: Yah. You didn't know?

Gills: Which one?

Zakk: I can't really remember. I have so many husbands! How to remember?! I
think I got about 10.

(Gills and Zakk laughing already)

Olio: Eh, if you have 10 husbands, you can put 10 rings on all your
fingers, then 10 mah!

Gills + Zakk: -_-"

(Olio laughing like a bimbo)

End.

And that's how lame it was. Haha!

Still waiting for Gills to send me pigs. Tsk, that girl ah. Anyhoots, Gills I'll get your prezzie soon okiex? Be patient!

Muacks to Gills and JayLo.

Once again, Happy Birthday Jo and Happy Belated Birthday to Jill!

Chao.

I'm going to make pancakes for myself later on. The Bu just bought maple syrup and I'm lovin' sweet.

Happy Birthday to DT! You're finally 15! Whee, and I don't know you that well but what the heck. I called you a "Farrrrrrker" last week cause you were walking real slow. Haha!

Curry, go tell DT I wished him.

And my baby's birthday is tomorrow. Hmm, let's just wait and see what happens.

Chao.

Free mags, free postcards, free brochurese, free sweets, free tours and free hunt for hot stuffs.

That's what you'll get for being present at NAFA's open house.

And I was there yesterday with Jin and Erfi. At first, Jin didn't want to follow, because of SOME reasons, BUT in the end, she did! Whee!

It was really tiring there. I thought we were going to be there for an hour or 2 but it turned out that we stayed until the end of the open house. Haha, it was big okay! And the campus(es) were far from one another!

I thought campus(es) had to be side by side but I was wrong.

It was love at infinity sights when we went to campus 2! Fashion studies! Ah, I think I see myself in there, BUT I still have my doubts.

Besides, I promised Jin that if I were to be a Fashion student, I'd make her the mini-singlet for 1 of her 3 boyfriends. Go and guess which one! Haha.

And and, 3 of us agreed we saw this guy who looked exactly like Ashraff. Same character too! At first, I thought he was a punk ass because his hair covered his left eye and he looked punky. He was so tall and thin. My, he was like Ashraff's twin or sth. Goodness.

The people there are really nice, so if you want me to be nice to you, convince my bu to send me there! Now!

Toured around the building and saw all the big-ass machines. Real scary lur. And I'm planning to use the Jacket-ironing machine to slowly take over the world. Slowly burn and torture people! Muahaha!

And then, when people interview me and ask a question like "How did you become so successful, Dr Evil Zakk?"

I'd just reply "With just an ironing machine! MUAHAHA!"

Okay, that sounded stupid but hey, I'll take over the world some day!

Poor Erfi regretted not touring around campus 1. The Fine Arts one. But, it's okay. There's always next year to go again and receive more goodies and see hot guys!

Jin, Erfi and I registered ourselves as Sec 4s. Haha! Jin does not equal to Sec 4.

Oh oh! And their library was love. I love their library!

There were students from other schools too. So sad TK never bring us! Valerie Tan was planning too but she was too busy. Hur hur.

I saw PL there! But no one I recognised. Sad sad. There were many unknown schools and lots of mats and minahs who think their cool. They're those kind that would probably end up in ITEs or sth. Those hopeless mats who make minahs pregnant and minahs who enjoy being pregnant. Lame.

We went to NAFA shop. I bought art stuffs, Jin bought DnT stuffs and Erfi bought colouring stuffs. Cheaper than Art Friend I tell you but sadly, the shop isn't that big. We went to Art Friend after that and bought more stuffs.

Jin and I are going to paste hidden Mickeys around the classroom soon! So, watch out for them!

And we walked back to Bugis for our bloody late lunch. Jin was about to break down and cry. She was super noisy lah.

"Zakk, I want to eat! Very hungry! I've been waiting to eat for 5 hours already! I want to eat!"

Went to Food Court to eat. At last! And then we took neoprints! We were going around asking people for change because Pretty In Tokyo doesn't accept coins to change. Bloody hell.

Yay! We went home at 7 plus. You know how late is that?

Jin was planning to go home at 5 and reach home by 6. But she said sure will leave at 6. In the end leave at 7!

Great day guys! Next year we go again hor!

And boohoo to those who didn't go for the open house! Bloody wasted. Haha! Boohoo!

In the goodie bag, there was NEWater too, but I refuse to drink it. Ee.

This girl doesn't like it too.

Chao.

This was a conversation that Ms Tan MM and I had just now during Art.

Tan : Zakiah, did you do anything during the holidays? You look different.

Zak : Huh, me? I did so many things! I look different meh?

( I thought probably she meant me wearing a new pair of glasses but I wore my old ones just now, and wanted to tell her that I was wearing my old glasses instead of the new ones which Ms Tan saw last week, but what the heck.)

Tan : Are you sure you didn't do anything during the holidays? Your eyes, very different.

Zak : Yeah, I know my eyes very small, but still cute.

Tan : No, I meant, did you go for surgery? Eye surgery? During the holidays?

Zak : !!! What you mean? Surgery? Huh! Huh! Huh!

Tan : Your eyes really look different! You sure you didn't?

Zak : What?! Me go for surgery?! Crazy. My eyes from last time already small. No change. Er, maybe it became smaller but NO surgery!

Shock shock shock. Never have I known anyone who thought I went for surgery! At the age of 14 go for eye surgery? I'm not sure what Ms Tan meant by surgery, but she didn't mean Lasik surgery. So what other surgery can you do to your eye?!

Scary Ms Tan.

Haha.

A&B rocks. Some stuff that Mr Koh briefed us on, about Sec 3 year being NOT a HONEYMOON year, which to me, still is one. Haha.

Only a few people know what A&B stands for. Super funny. If you sit beside, you would be the happiest person ever. But then again, if you're not open-minded, don't bother sitting beside me.

And and, I realised. Boys love talking about Bs and not As. I wonder why. I mean boys have As and not Bs, so why talk about Bs?

Do girls talk about As? I know I do talk about As, and I think girls will probably talk more about Bs than As. I'm a neutral person, so I talk about the A&B.

Haha, go figure what A&B stand for.

Chao.

Ps. Still can't get the conversation out of my head.

Boring boring boring. I don't really know what to post about.

Hmm.

Curry sent me pictures liao. But that bitch go and send all her and Judd's big-ass pictures as well. And I only appear like 3 times out of 40 plus plus pictures. Ass.

So here's a view of how I look like in school with my new big-ass-Cheena glasses.

Taken after school in the canteen. I swear I couldn't recognise who was beside Curry until I took a second look. Even I myself don't recognise me. Siao.

Spiderwoman and PigSty. I wonder who's the shorter one? Haha! I can barely see my eyes.Gorgeous Cheena Wannabe and White Judd.

Chao.

If you all have been blog hopping to other TK Sec3 students, they would probably be rambling about the Ass Ass homework, aka. Social Studies. Get it?

Sian kanasai chicken backside.

25 articles supposed to be collected during last year's holiday. Like who the fuck would do that? Holiday equates to no school which equates to NO BLOODY FUCKING HOMEWORK. Although it does say HOMEwork, but holiday man. C'mon teachers.

And I have my art to do. It's not easy okay. Have lotsa notes to collect, research on the Net and stuff. It's not all about shading or colouring hor.

Same goes to DnT too, which I think requires more hard work, cause you gota memorise machine names and stuff, which by now, people should know I'm not very good at.

Got Maths homework to do.

School is so boring. Who doesn't agree with me can go to hell for all I care. Jin and I end up drawing on each other's books, arms, legs and stapling each other's blouses. And doing the unthinkable. Like making funny noises, or resorting to harrassing my MEOW MEOW. Or harrassing each other.

It's super boring.

I was so bored during Phys or Chem (I still can't differentiate which is which!), I ended calling myself Spiderman and shooting people with my web.

Jin is a mix of a spider and pig. Pig-headed spider to be exact. Her name is PigSpi or PigSty.

I prefer calling her PigSty.

Haha!

School is super boring. Even Drama isn't doing any good.

Why oh why?!

I even end up humping my own chair and singing to myself all the time.

"I'm horny. I'm horny."

The other day, I sang it to Alisha and she was like "Do you want to masturbate? Or fuck someone? Or be fucked?"

I was like "I don't know? Be fucked?"

Then she was like "By who? Tan Kee Hoe?"

I was like "Wtf?! Knn!"

And she was like "Let me try and picture that!"

I tried picturing it but, no NO no way man. Too explicit.

Haha!

Wtf, Alisha. Good imagination.

Haha.

Chao.

Found 20 bucks in my jeans just now. I must have been a good girl, so God has decided to reward me I guess. Thanks God, you da man.

Bought a red top for Cheena New Year. Gives me a reason to buy a new top so the bu won't slaughter me. I bought a purple top too just in case. Haha, huge sales just now. Fitting room full and only one cashier. So many clothes lying around, so noisy, so many TAI TAIS.

Oh the horrors man.

From PP to town with JayLo.

Had Teppanyaki for dinner which brought back so many memories. Feeling centuries old now. Stupid ah lian kept staring at us. Don't know why. I think she thought we were lesbians. Or she was probably thinking we were too poor to eat Teppanyaki.

Thanks Jay for paying for me first.

Our legs ache-d, but being the oh-so-sacrifice-for-a-friend Zakk, I decided to just follow Jay to look for a shirt. I'm such a lovely friend.

A mat offered us chewing gum. We said no. Like, he just shoved the chewing gum into my face and asked "WANT?".

Bloody hell.

Headed home at 8 plus. We went all the way to HarbourFront and then back to Hougang. Sleep lor. Haha!

Great date Jay, we got what we wanted. You happy I happy. As happy as a gay.

Stop spending money Zakk.

Hopefully, Ima go for HongBao hunting during Cheena New Year. Whee!

Chao.

Check this out.

Her name is LA JIAO TIAN FU.

Sexuality Education was a waste of time just now.

Teacher emphasized "SEXUALITY EDUCATION, not SEX TALK!". And we all BOO-ed. Girls had a different lesson than the guys. Talked about how people sell sex through Ads and commercials.

Sian until like, damn sian.

And today, Erfi told me something really interesting. Haha, I ain't gona tell anyone. It's a cigarette.

Chao.

I need to go to the arcade soon.

I just had this feeling of playing Daytona really badly.

This weekend, anyone?

Just watched TK 50th Anni Dvd. Dammit I wasn't inside. Not in any one of those million clips. Judd, Jin and Ratio were in there and yet I didn't know. Tsk. Wtf.

I think P Chan memorised her script. The way she said it, how she said it and what she said, it seemed that the script wasn't crafted by her. Like, who puts so many "powderful" words in their speech? I mean, if it's an essay I don't mind but a 30sec speech.

Er.

So I promised pictures. And pictures you shall get to see. Pictures of the CCA Recruitment Day.

Rach got all emo when she had to follow me around. It was my time to tend the Drama booth mah. Had to do some sucking-up before play play. Right? So since she kept following me without complaining, I had to accompany her to her million toilet trips! Her bladder is too active. Oh, yes I peeped, like who doesn't. There were other "clearer" pictures but I chose this and deleted the rest. I'm a modest person. Tsk, what were you all thinking. Then we saw the Choir people coming down from the Music Room so we pulled Curry and Judd out to snap a picture. Thanks to Syafiqah for snapping the picture for us. Erm, is the spelling correct? Haha/ Thanks anyhoots. TK Choir wears purple... Ew.

Rach and I were bored from walking around so I decided to snap a picture with the Drama mimers. Somehow, my brother managed to jump into the picture without me realising. Tsk.

Spotted Ashraff walking around aimlessly by himself so I called out to him to take a photo. So handsome right? Too bad not my boyfriend. Ooo, don't you just love men in uniform? Sexaye.

At last TK Band finished playing and just nice my sister walked pass. Sisters reunited after being parted for so long. Sob sob. What a sad story. Anyhoots, babes looking good. Tried to take a pretty photo of my favourite band, but guess what? 2 idiots just wanted to ruin the picture! Never even apologise. Tsk. Kids these days/

I know I mentioned a million times my favourite colour is orange. BUT doesn't mean you're clad in an orange shirt you are allowed to ruin my pictures. You think you so handsome ah? Orange shirt only, like I'm any impressed. Still couldn't take a nice picture of the band.

Bloody hell. Get out of the picture lah, you yellow-shirt-wearing-parent-of-a-TK-student. So fed up can.
I was so fed up, it was fucking hot, no shade and people love to appear in my camera without my permission. So I finally decided to zoom in to someone. Haha, spot the "someone". You'll never know who.

Couldn't wait for Band to finish cause Rach had to rush to somewhere. So I didn't went to eat with Astrid, Erfi and gang. Sob sob.

BUT! I had ICE CREAM with Ratio at PP. Super best lur Ice cream.

I SCREAM FOR ICE CREAM!

Ratio and her Berry-Go-Beach(BITCH) Smoothie. It was like the sweetest berry smoothie I've ever tasted. But sedap.

Me and ice-cream! Sedap, with cream puffs. Had to feed Ratio cause I couldn't finish it. Naughty girl, next time must finish your food. ICE CREAM ROCKS!

Tasty me.
I'm a happy girl. So I'm gona die happy. I'm going to eat ice-cream until I die. So don't be surprise if you see me lying in my coffin smiling to myself. Wahaha.

Chao.

I will put in pictures I promise. But I think I'll update them on Tuesday. I'll be in school tmr until 7.30pm. Cool shit right? Like as if I'm working.

But I don't earn money.

Anyhoots, I just got a pair of new glasses but haven't collected it yet. Collection date on Thursday.

I look super cheena and like some smart-ass shit crap. Haha, like super educated.

Anyone wana go collect with me? I think I got drama on Thursday, not sure yet. So I'm gona like collect them late.

I'm gona love my new glasses.

Oh, and I used my own money to pay. I told my bu that I was going to pay, so she's gona deduct my school allowance.

I feel so responsible.

Haha!

Chao.

Anybody got Azri's email address tell me.

Chao.

I fancy blogs that feature pictures, other than that, it makes a blog look kinda dead. I suppose those kinda blogs are those that belong to people who really treats their blog as an online journal and not some place to brag and boast.

Haha, I love to brag. Like as if you don't?! Even those who seem like they don't brag, do brag at times. Like for example, when they brag about their lives being worse than yours and how much they are suffering.

That's bragging okay.

I brag.

Like, I enjoy watching action-packed movies rather than bimbo movies like Material Girls or Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen. So un-real can.

I love gang members clad in smart, neat suits. I love blood, I love toughness, I love men.

Dead Or Alive aka DOA is a boring show. Girls in tight suits killing men? No way. Though, Kill Bill is a great show.

Okay, enough of bragging or else I'll be smiling to sleep.

Yes, I know my blog has not been uploaded with pictures. I'm busy can. Sec 3 already leh.

I'll update the pictures for CCA Recruitment Day and for Friday tomorrow okay? If I wake up early that is, which I may possibly will.


For those who are really desperate, and I mean really desperate like seriously REALLY. Like when guys really need to go Geylang just to ya know, "experiment". I mean, THAT desperate. Not the kind whereby you can't wait for 2008 to arrive when it's just 2007 just start or you need to pee but realise there's a long queue ( I don't why girls take so long in the loo, I know I don't take that long to pee. Gosh!).

I MEAN SERIOUSLY DESPERATE!

If you're not serious, go away lur.

There you go.

Chao.

People everywhere are asking me.

"Is Erfi your brother or boyfriend?!"

Like yesterday at Drama. Darling Erfi finished Council at 4 plus and waited for Drama to end supposingly at 5.30pm which eventually ended at 6pm.

Erfi waited for me. Omg. I would have left if I were him.

My friends ask me,"Is he your boyfriend?" and "Is he your brother?" and "Is Erfi your boyfriend or brother?!".

You all go figure yourself okay.

I malas nak layan.

Chao.

Can someone please convince/persuade/force me to cut my beautiful long finger nails?! Please! I really wana play my guitar and keyboard! Oh, I have a new keyboard, without a stand. It's second hand.

I wana make music!

Chao.

Here's sth for ya'all to think about/

1. If nothing sticks to Tefal, how does Tefal stick to the pan?

Chao.

So, it's the first day of school. Everyone's gonna blog about it. So what I've done was basically blog-hopping, blogs after blog I read. Haha, most thought it was good, others thought it was bad.

I bloody fuckin' don't know what to blog about.

Ah.

I'm back. Haha, no post for like a month is it? I love me.

School's starting. Er, homework totally not done. Blame it on the bu. She wanted me to stay in Kuantan. But what the heck, I loved it there.

It rained cats and dogs and elephants according to Ratio. I witnessed Kuantan mats in a fight. I went mass shopping. Bought stuff for so many people. Went bowling. Haha! I can bowl better now horh! I ate, slept and watched tv.

Oh! I bought Original DVDs/VCDs to watch. Original okay.

No pictures to upload cause I didn't bring camera over there.

Eh, I helped my grandmother cooked.

Happy New Year all. I gave Nini a new year kiss and she gave me mine. I love her.

Sorry la Ratio! Not my fault I always message you at 12am what. I like 12am mah. Haha! You wake my grandmother up, I also wake your grandmother up. Happy? You happy, I happy. Haha, actually hor, I wake your whole family up. Including your siao mad dog.

Ah, so boring right? No nice pictures to see. Tsk. Blame Ratio lor, neh go Kuantan with me take picture. Hmph.