Whee, since it's raya-ing season. I shall post up a few pictures of the 1st day of raya. Sadly, the camera's memory card with the bu but fortunately, bu already developed some pictures. So now, I'm gona scan them and show the world.

The pics look kinda robotic. Haha, like box-box like that. A bit blur but who cares.

Anyhoots, I'm still hot lur.

In case you few people are still stupid, that's my mini-family. It's mini I tell you. Father, Daughter & Mother. See, I'm the only child.

That's my favourite-est cousins. So so love them to bits. 4 of us are like so bloody cute lur. Yeah, I know I'm hot. Stop flattering me already.

My kids. Haha, click onto the picture to zoom in then check out the ring on my ring finger. Hah, I'm married. To who? Don't want tell cheu all. Hmph.

Haha, that's it for pictures. The rest on bu's camera which I will kidnap later on when she gets back from work. Hua hua hua!

Chao!

Selamat Hari Raya!

I know it's a bit late but we Muslims got one whole month of raya-ing to do and so far I've collected some green packets from long lost relatives. I almost didn't get, cause everyone thought I working already. I'm only friggin' 14.

0_0

Well for Hari Raya, in order to receive a green packet, ya gota be a student. As long as you still schooling and not working, you get one.

For Chinese New Year, in order to receive a red packet, ya gota be unmarried. Doesn't matter if you're working or still a studier, ya just gota be single. It's da best.

Anyhoots, I'll still be collecting green/red packets for another about 10 years' time. Haha, then who knows, I'll get married to Vin Diesel or Tommy Lee or Micheal Owen or that hot guy or that hot guy or that hot guy or that hot guy or my new Sayang (Hehe!).

I'm only saying, who knows. Deng.

So far, my collection not too bad. Have yet to go to Kuantan for collection. But raya-ing should be done in Singapore. Somehow, the Melayus in Singapore are more generous and giving when it comes to Raya/ Normal days don't bother.

Sombong giler.

I love raya-ing!

Cheers to all Melayus!

Chao.

School has ended for year 2006. But I still have to go to school for Drama practices. Should I be happy or sad? Don't know lah. Don't care, that's another story.

So that means, no irritating alarm clock early in the morning, no more having to rush to get prepared for school, no waking up first in the family. And many many more lur. Whee!

I'm so happy.

Last day of school, according to everyone, is supposed to be a solemn day. Everyone hug and cry, cry and hug, hug and cry and whatever lur.

Nothing leh just now in school.

I was feeling happy. Like seriously VERY happy that school is done for the year. I mean, look at the bright side lah. Holidays man! But still have bloody homework, but who cares. I still don't quite get it why people must be so sad. Next year still same school what! See each other like every day what.

Aiyah, tak tau lah. You all confused people. Go get help lah.

Yay! Yay! Yay!

I doubt I'm gona miss 2J 06. Haha!

Peace.

Chao!

I love me I love me I love me. Ima upload pictures for y'all to see me beautiful face/ The pics were taken before I got sick. So yah, I look partially sick. Haha. I want bigger eyes!

School's out. Chao.

Bold the statements that are true to you.'
Italise the statements that you WISH are true.
Leave the Fibs alone.
Then, ask 5 people to do the same test.

I miss somebody right now.
I do not watch tv these days.
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I love to play video games.
I have tried marijuana.
I have been in a threesome.
I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
I have changed mentally over the last year.
I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
I curse.
I'm totally smart.
I've broken someone's bones.
I'm paranoid sometimes.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I love sushi.
I talk really, really fast.
I have long hair.
I have lost money in Las Vegas.
I have at least one sibling.
I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
I couldn't survive without Caller ID.
I like the way I look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have a lot of mood swings.
I have a hidden talent.
I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
I have a lot of friends.
I have pecked someone of the same sex.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I love to shop.
Enjoy window shopping.
I would rather shop than eat.
I don't hate anyone.
I'm a pretty good dancer.
I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
I have a cell phone.
I believe in God.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
I want to have children in the future.
I have changed a diaper before.
I've called the cops on a friend before.
I'm not allergic to anything.
I have a lot to learn.
I'm shy around members of the opposite sex.
I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
I have tried alcohol before.
I own the South Park movie.
I would die for my best friend.
I think that Pizza Hut has the best pizza.
I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
I love Michael Jackson, scandals and all.
Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
I watch Spongebob Squarepants and I like it.
I am happy at this moment!
I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
I study for tests most of the time.
I am comfortable with who I am right now.
I have more than just my ears pierced.
I walk barefoot wherever I can.
I have jumped off a bridge.
I love sea turtles.
I spend ridiculous money on makeup.
Plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
I'm proficient in a musical instrument.
I worked at McDonald's restaurant.
I hate office jobs.
I love sci-fi movies.
I think water rules.
I went college out of state.
I like sausages.
I adore bright colours.
I can't live without black eyeliner.
I don't know why the hell I just did this stupid thing.
I usually like covers better than originals.
I can pick up things with my toes.
I can't whistle.
I can move my tongue in waves, much like a snake's slither.
I have ridden/owned a horse.
I still have every journal I've written in.
I can't stick to a diet.
I talk in my sleep.
I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
I have jazz in my blood.
Climbing trees is a brilliant past-time.
I wear a toe ring.
I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
I am a caffeine junkie.
I have been to over 15 conventions.
I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical the better.
I'm an artist.
I only clean my room when necessary.
I like a person of the same sex.
I love being happy.
I am an adrenaline junkie.

5 people to do this:
1) Curry
2) Jin
3) Boobs
4) Erfi
5) Glor

Peace.

Peserverance is me/

How do you spell peserverance? Perseverance? Peseverrance? Crap, I forgot. But, evs.

I felt sick on the way to school. Recess made me feel slightly better. Of course, my lovely friends cheered me up. So many free periods. I really wanted to jump out of the window and die.

I was actually thinking of skipping Drama, but I thought and thought and decided to go. Was seriously going to die during Drama, but I thought to myself, I can't attend next week's one so I will give my all for this week's session.

Teacher gona choose the cast for SYF 2007 next week. And I don't think I will be able to make it. Haiyoh, I'm seriously giving my all for this SYF. I'm willing to sacrifice for it and if my efforts don't pay off, I'll take out my rifle and shoot myself.

Bu said wait for her for 30 mins after drama. I slept while waiting, my body was breaking down. She came 1hr later. Now do you understand why I have a rifle in my bag? I love to shoot people. I slept in the car, didn't feel like talking to bu cause firstly, I didn't feel well and secondly, I'd have shot her if I talked to her.

Dinner sucked, cause I couldn't taste anything/ So fucked up lur. Felt like throwing up, all the time.

I reached home, and without bathing, I headed for my bed and fell asleep. Bu cleaned my room. She vaccuumed and put away all my books. Thanks ya.

I slept from 9 plus to 7.30am the next day, which is today. Went to Polyclinic by myself, cause bu had to work. Right, bring daughter to see doctor also can't. Was at the clinic wit hso many sick people for 2 hrs. Damn you all bloody sick people. I as in the doctor's room for barely 5 mins and I had to wait for my turn for 1 hr.

Knnbccb.

Ah, I so wana kill people right now. I'm going to contact my ah long friends and order illegal weapons. 1 pistol for school use, 1 rifle for home use. I just have the urge of menslaughtering people.

Since the exams have ended, and I must say, my results were kinda better than expected. But what the heck, I don't care which class I go to as long as I got good friends with me. Nothing much to do, except be all excited for next week. Hari Raya! Whoo.

Ok, back to killing people. Last night, I so wanted to shoot the bu in the head, seriously. When she's tired, she wouldn't listen. But when I'm tired, I must listen. Wtf. Wtf. Wtf. If only I had a gun with me, I could have just shot her.

SHE JUST BLOODY HELL WOULDN'T FUCKIN' LISTEN!

Perhaps if I shot her leg or sth, excessive ear wax in her ears might have clear due to the overwhelming blast of the gun shot. And probably she would be able to stay still for at least 5 mins and listen attentively at what I've got to say. Lastly, I've got all the power to do anything, wth a loaded gun in my hand.

In case, the bro attacks me from the back, I shall shoot myself in the head. Like seriously, give me a fuckin' break. I just finished my exams, I need a fuckin' break. Fuckers. Fuckers fuck fuckees. Fuckees get fucked by fuckers. So fuckees and fuckers are interdependent, just like how man and the environment are interdependent.

Get it? Fuck.

Of course bringing a gun to school is for safety purposes. Like let's say, DM intends to scold me for breaking the school rules.

1. Dyed hair
2. Ankle socks
3. Short skirt
4. Hurling vulgarities
5. Vandalising
6. Bullying the outcasts
7. Fucking

And the list goes on...

If DM came anywhere near me to nag at me, she dies. Any teachers comes near me to nag, he/she dies. Big shot students come anywhere near me to brag, they die. You give me trouble, you die. And if you dare complain I'm being rude on my blog, leave me your name, phone number and address.

You will die too.

If you know how it's like to be backstabbed, how it's like to be neglected, how it's like to be with fucked up people, join me. I'll willingly sponsor weapons to you. You just bring me the head of your victim, I'll be very happy.

Gosh, you bloody ass MR. I don't like you anymore. Fuck fuck fuck. I told you so many times you don't want listen.

Zakk is strong.
I can overcome this.

I went to Victoria Theatre last night to support the bu. Her last night of performing in Mama Rosa. No tickets needed cause I sat at backstage. And when the show was about to start, I overheard a conversation over the walkie talkie of a crew member.

"Dim the lights, Teo Chee Hean is sitted already."

I was like WTF? A minister is watching? I'm so gona take picture with him.

At the interval, Mr Teo Chee Hean came backstage and there he was, just 10 feet away from me. My heart was like BOOM BOOM BOOM. I didn't know what to do cause I wasn't part of the cast, or a crew member, or a props man or anything!

He looked at me so I smiled and he nodded and smiled back at me. His wife was with him so couldn't flirt. But nah, I wouldn't flirt with him. He's WAY too tall for me. And he looked really different when he's on tv. He looked kinda old up front.

So it was picture time. All the nyonyas, babas and bibiks posed and took picture with him. So me being the extra one, just elbowed my way through and ended up posing around. I was like standing 2 persons away from Mr Teo lur. The bu posed beside him, knn. She PURPOSELY stole the limelight away from me.

Knnbccb.

I was like, MUST smile, MUST smile. I'm a student, so must pretend to be happy with Mr Teo's education system. MUST PRETEND. Erm, Teo Chee Hean is the Minister of Education, right? Haha, I forgot. I'm not a political person, I'm a neutral person with my own views.

Nevertheless, I took a picture with TCH. Damn, I was happy. Never shake hand with him, too shy lur. Haha!

On the preview night, 2 nights ago, SR Nathan came to watch. I so wanted to take a pict with him lur! But I didn't know picture-taking was only during the Interval time. The bu didn't tell me lur! She called but obviously my phone was on silent mode.

Knn, the bu took a pict with Mr President. I told myself, next time.

Ok, I cropped out everybody else. From left to right. Teo Chee Hean, Bu, Auntie Shirley aka Mama Rosa aka Star of the night, Zakk. The focus is us 4 lur. He is so friggin' tall. Damn.

On the first night of Mama Rosa. From left to right. Bu, Auntie Shirley, Mr President, Auntie Maureen. Knn, I missed it lur. So sad. I'm going to cry myself to sleep tonigt. Urgh.

On the last night of performance. Everyone looked stunning! From left to right. Uncle Fadil, Bu, Sexay.

From left to right. Beautiful, Bu, the 2 kids belonged to one of the cast. Bu just wanted to take picture with them cause they were bored and running around. Teo Chee Hean pat the small boy. Ah! So the jealous. He neh even touch me. Knn.

Finally, the whole cast.

They are such friendly people. Never have I met such wonderful, loving people before. Never have I met so many peranakans at one go. Good people. God bless them.

Oh and in case you people dare forget how I look like, here's a picture to remind y'all how stunning I always look, even at home.

Chao.

A quiz I got from Epi's blog. Gona try it now.
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Name twenty people that is closest to you. In any order, be it in order of closeness or random but the first five spaces being the closest to you and are your very good friends.

1. Joanna Chan
2. Rachel Marie Tay
3. Quek Jin Pei
4. Judith Chia
5. Charis Koh
6. Ruby Lim
7. Erfi Azhar
8. Irlada Seow
9. Andrea Teo
10. Michelle Liew
11. Gloria Ng
12. Olivia Ng
13. Jill Koh
14. Shah Fiany
15. Firza Maisarah
16. Patrick
17. Shirin
18. Fariz
19. Alyssa Tham
20. Rachel Leong

Now turn on your media player and put it on shuffle mode. For every question, play the next song to get the answers. Use the song title as the answer and give your interpretation of it.

What do you think numbers 7,15 and 19 think of you?
Monkey Business - Black Eyed Peas/

Erfi, Firza and Aly thinks I'm a monkey. Er, ok? Haha!

If you were to get married with 4... How do you think she/he would feel?
Cemetery Drive - My Chemical Romance

Judd feels I would drive her to the cemetery? So it probably means I'm too extreme for her to marry me. Haha, good one.

If 7 were to say that he/she no longer want to be associated with you... what would you do?
Always - Bon Jovi

Dude, it's a love song lur. Erfi, how could you not want to be associated with me anymore?
And I will love you/Babey/Always/And I'll be there.../

1 has not been talking to you lately. What would you do to get him/her back talking?
This Love - Maroon 5

I will always love Jo, but not like this love. Too weird for us, don't cha think hon?

20 told 16 who told 4 who told 8 your big secret. How would you clear things up?
Stupid Girls - Pink

Yeah, totally stupid people. Plastic lah you all. I would of course boycott them in this song/ Haha!

13 told you that he/she loves you oh so deeply. Your next plan is...
Lovin' Each Day - Ronan Keating

Jill, goodness! My next plan would be to get married. Cause I'm lovin' each day yo! I love you too.

2 is said to have died from a serious illness. What will he r last words be to you before she/he died?
Anxiety - Black Eyed Peas

Rach, I will make sure you leave this world in peace, not in anxiety!

11 and 12 asked you to join them to kill someone. What might happen to the three of you?
Buttons - Pussycat Dolls

Gosh, are we gona loosen up out buttons in front of the victim? That would be so hot and steamy! But with Olio and Glor? Er, I doubt so.

5 jumps down from a high building and you are down on the ground safe but sees that he/she is heading for you. What will be the last thing you would scream to him/her before impact?
Master Of Puppets - Metallica

Totally irrelavant but whatever. Curry is a ballerina so probably she knows how to land safely. Haha, go Curry!

Your perceptions if 1 and 5 got married.
Out Of My Mind - James Blunt

Seriously, out of my mind. Charis can't even get along with me, what makes me think Charis and Jo get married to each other. No way! Jo is mine.

If 8-20 fought you. What will you do?
Ghetto Superstar - Mya feat. Wyclef Jean

I'm gona beat them up. I'm a ghetto superstar. But the lyrics go sth like,
Run away with me/To another place/We can rely on each other/Uh huhh. Hmm.

What if you are dead. What would 7 say to 11?
Stay Together For The Kids - Blink 182

Gosh, I got Blink 182 song like Erfi, same qns somemore! We are fated. But get on to the quiz.
Erfi never met Glor before but both are hyper people so they are gona stay together for the kids? Are you 2 planning to get married behind my back? Oi!

Overall, you think 1-20 are...
Zombie - The Cranberries

Too weird to be true. But my friends are unique zombies. Love you all so so much!
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A video to perk up your Saturday.

I'm gona learn from Paris Hilton. First be a pornstar, be famous and then cut albums (and put a non-copyrighted picture of you as the cover of the CD) and then be more famous. The process somehow is something like that. Oh oh! Plus a show for yourself and a favourite buddy. And force your daddy to buy pink ponies with pink ribbons on.

Lyrics to Paris Hilton's Stars Are Blind.

I don't mind spending some time
Just hanging here with you
'Cause I don't find too many guys
That treat me like you do

Those other guys all want to take me for a ride
But when I walk they talk of suicide
Some people never get beyond their stupid pride
But you can see the real me inside and I'm satisfied
Oh, no, ohohoh...

[Chorus]
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love, baby
I'll show you mine

I can make it nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Baby, I'm perfect for you

I could be you confidante
Just one of your girlfriends
But I know that's not what you want
If tomorrow the world ends
Why shouldn't we be with the one we really love?
Now tell me who have you been dreaming of
I and I alone
Oh, no, ohohoh...

[Chorus]
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love, baby
I'll show you mine

I can make it nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
Baby, I'm perfect for you

Excuse me for feeling
This moment is critical
It might be revealing
We could get physical
Oh, no...
No, no

[Chorus]
Even though the gods are crazy
Even though the stars are blind
If you show me real love, baby
I'll show you mine

I can make it nice and naughty
Be the devil and angel too
Got a heart and soul and body
Let's see what this love can do
(Let's see what love can do)
Baby, I'm perfect for you
(Maybe I'm perfect for you)
You-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Maybe I'm perfect for you

Even though the gods are crazy...
Even though the stars are blind...
Even though the gods are crazy...
Even though the stars are blind...


Erfi I wana hear you sing out loud!

Chao.

My uncle said he would sponsor my trip to Bangkok this hols if my exam results improve. Oh please god, I studied like an idiot. It's probably the first ever time I was very confident for Chinese paper, the first ever time I managed to finish my English paper and smile and the first ever time I thought I was able to pass Maths.

This Monday, probably gona get back most of the results. Bless me god, bless me friends, bless me everyone. Ah, my head is no more filled with thoughts of friggin' exams. Kinda afraid I'd go into emo mood. Please please please/

I love today. I love 911team (excluding Flirt cause she refuses to love people). Didn't get my blazer cause I couldn't find it. Loan-ed Jill some cash. I sorta became the ATM for the day. Haha, I'm so great.

We watched WTC. I didn't know that 2000 plus people were dead. Only 20 survived. Ouch. But Nicolas Cage was hot. Hmm, I may consider liking him. However, I can't handle too many hubbies. Don't wana tire myself too much. Gota chill now.

Olio and I had a popcorn fight. She threw so much popcorn at me. Knn. She damn cute lah, wear shorts and shirt watch movie and she didn't need a jacket, but she was still friggin' cold. Whereas, I was dressed in jeans and shirt and I covered myself with a jacket and was still bloody cold. All the way bimbo!

Mitch bought a cute shirt. Jo bought erm? I forgot. Olio bought er? Food only I think. Haha, didn't really got to find stuff I was looking for. Ended up buying little junks on the way home. Looks like I have to start saving again. Ah, the horrors.

I'm happy Judd's broke. Haha, she's jealous. Good for her. Whee. I'm still not broke. I very xing zai le huo, I know. I loike.

Ok lah, 1am liao le. I want go. My feet is killin' me, knn/

Chao world.

Peace.

I'll post pics when I have the time.

New convo with Yazid. Not that entertaining this time, cause he went offline really quick after I said something which might have provoked him. But hey, who the hell cares what he thinks. Somehow in some of my statements, my English was kinda broken. Couldn't bother talking proper English to a clueless Bloke. It gives me no reason to do so. Anyways, enjoy.
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D i z a y says:
hello
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
hello
D i z a y says:
why quiet
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
am i?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
you just said hello so i say hello lah
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
duh
D i z a y says:
what you doing
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
eating
D i z a y says:
what you eat
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
food
D i z a y says:
what kind
D i z a y says:
burger
D i z a y says:
pizza
D i z a y says:
what
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
chicken
D i z a y says:
kfc
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
no
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
fried
D i z a y says:
you cook
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
no buy
D i z a y says:
when you free
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
im very busy
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
i have got lotsa of things to do
D i z a y says:
exam
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
yah
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
and work
D i z a y says:
you working
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
yes and can you use punctuation marks so i know if you're asking me
D i z a y says:
k
D i z a y says:
where did you work?
D i z a y says:
you have web camera
D i z a y says:
i see
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
not working
D i z a y says:
huh?
D i z a y says:
you webcamera not working
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
my webcamera not working la
D i z a y says:
oh!
D i z a y says:
so you havent answer my question?
D i z a y says:
where did you work?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
waitressD i z a y says:
hehehe
D i z a y says:
can i visit you sometimes?
D i z a y says:
how old are you again
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
18
D i z a y says:
can i?
D i z a y says:
would you kindly please tell me where?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
nope
D i z a y says:
why
D i z a y says:
town?
D i z a y says:
come on? i didnt disturb you
D i z a y says:
i kinda like you .
D i z a y says:
why your profile status at hougang
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
i never change it
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
anyways what profile you talking about
D i z a y says:
your hotmail
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
my hotmail where have profile
D i z a y says:
yes it does.
D i z a y says:
i click the arrow at the bottom of yoyr picture to your view profile
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
oh really?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
my email acc used to be my friend's and i didnt know have profile so i didnt do anything about it
D i z a y says:
so meaning that you using her account and apply hotmail is that so?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
huh?
D i z a y says:
you said that your email account used to be your friend meaning that you used her account is it to get hotmail?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
i used her hotmail acc
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
the email add is hers
D i z a y says:
about yours?
D i z a y says:
is this your email zakk
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
nope
D i z a y says:
what is your email then?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
er i using this
D i z a y says:
you said this one is your friend one what?
D i z a y says:
you lying?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
my friend no longer use this email so i use cause i lazy make new acc
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
and i dun lie unlike SOME people
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End.

Not really entertaining. I was feeling tired. My feet hurt lur. Bleah.

Friday 13th rocked.

Chao!

Results can go to hell for all I care. I've done my best, I studied, I stressed and I cried because of bloody exams. Who the hell you think you are? Streaming, so what? Just another exam what. Fag.

How are we gona set our differences aside and put our strengths together if government insists on putting different students of different academic levels apart? It's totally unfair. It's like, "Okay, you stupid boy, go join the stupid class!" or ,"Eh smart ass, join the class of interllect." Wtf? God teach you like that ah?

Knnbccb/

Anyways, like I've always been saying, I hate school. But study just for the sake of passing time. I look at exams as a time to just go to school for 2 hours and do test papers and just go home. Pass or not, you think I care ah?

End this topic here.
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Today had drama. Lunch-ed with Melissa, my interesting junior. Bonding time. Haha, Rahul got tormented by 2 groups of mats. I feel for him man. But hey, he's irritating at times so I decided to let him be further bullied. Evs.

Drama was very fun. Only like 20 people, and people from the other group joined. The games were funny like knn. We played "Freeze/Change". 2 people go up at a time and do an improv based on the setting teacher gives.

I was with Miko, sec3 guy. Our setting was "A fire in the fire station".

Miko: Quick, we must run!
Zakk: Ah! Save me, save me! It's hot! Ah!
(Miko sprays me with water)
Zakk: Ah! My hair! You!
(Miko pulls me but I reject)
Zakk: I don't want! I want a HOT fireman to save me! Not you!

The next thing I knew, Miko was unbuttoning his shirt in front of me, pretending to be really hot and boy was I feelin' the heat . In reality, I was shocked until can't shocked. And in improv, I was ALSO shocked until can't shocked. Okay, but what sorta spoilt it was that Miko was wearing his PE shirt inside. Boohoo. Haha, but it was still faggin' hilarious.

And it went on and on and the audience was "Whooo-ing". Haha, I rock. Oh ok, Miko rocked too. Haha. But it's way obvious who is the best rocker. Yours truly indeed.
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Met the gang after that, at Bugis. Knn, they neh tell me earlier if not I bring more money ah. But, it's okay. Saw Ruby! Missed her so much. Complete set of Zakk Gang. We rocked lah. Everything seemed cheap to me cause I realised I had complete control of my money.

Neoprints then we said goodbye to Curry. Then the ORIGINAL gang went into Bugis Street. I got myself a bag and a pair of Shades. Hawty I tell you. Cancels 2 things of my shopping list.

Walked and walked. Bought a pair of ear-rings. Walked until the rest decided it was time to go home. So we said goodbye. And muacks here and there as usual.

Ok lah, enough blogging.

A shoutout to ^_~. If you have a name, tell me ok?

Chao.

The haze is making me sick, literally. Thank you yah.

Tmr is the end of exams. Chinese paper. Sorry teacher, I today too tired go tuition. I have no idea why. I slept at 11.30pm which is considered early and woke up at 5.30am which is later than usual and I'm still sleepy. Besides, my nose is giving me problems. Wonder if a nose job can help me solve them. Haha.

Hopefully, the money I have saved so far can last me for 3 days of going out. If not, I just ask the Bu can lorh. If Drama finishes early tmr, perhaps I could spend more time with the girls. It's a good thing I got into the 2nd auditions but I have to sacrifice my time which was planned like weeks ago. Haiz.

Anyways, I watch The Pacifier ytd and saw my husband on tv. You didn't know? I'm Vin Diesel's wife! Tsk tsk, how come you didn't know? He was so hot I tell you. Hot until I was grinning like an idiot thoughout the whole show. He's my hubby what, you don't expect me to be stiff the whole time right?

I especially enjoyed the part when he just came out from a shower with just a towel covering his lower body. So hawt until can't hawt! Ah, I merely screamed to myself. So irresistable! And then he went downstairs and didn't know there were a group of young girls having a gathering at the dining room! Hot!

Oh and the younger sister of the family was like,
"How come your boobs are so big?"
And my hubby was like,
"They are not BOOBS!"

Vin Diesel is so fine, he's mine. I watched the talk show "Ellen" one afternoon and he was on the show. His mother actually told him to act in The Pacifier for a change. He somehow was a Mummy's boy cause his mother always discusses his horroscope. So cute! And he used to be a Tele Sales Promoter or whatever you call it. It's like you advertise a product through calling anonymous numbers. Haha. And on the show they called an anonymous person and tested him, how long he could convince the person to buy the product. Damn cool.

My husband what, what you expect? All my husbands are strong and capable gentlemen. The very reason they were chosen to be my husband. I love them so much.

And then, and then. 2 days ago, REREN actually made eye-contact with me and to my surprise, he actually raised his eyebrows, like initiated a simple "hi". Though it was something small, but it was so, ah! So sweet. I couldn't believe my eyes. How did he know I was going to look at him? Hmm, I wonder to myself too.

I also dreamt of him last night, and he was actually talking to me! Talking like a normal friend. And he was like, with me all the time. So romantic.

Jin, you better dream it would come true, if not, tsk tsk. I won't kill you lah. At most I just sell you to Thailand can le. Haha, no lah, I'm not so mean one lah. I'm very nice one, you don't know meh. If I wasn't nice, I would have slaughtered you a long time ago. Don't know why. Haha.

Jin, must continue to dream good dreams ok? My dreams usually take a long time to happen. Go Jin go! You can do it.

I love my husband. Not REREN lah.

Peace and chao.

Oops, forgot to congratulate people.

Congrats to those who made it through the auditions for Drama. See you all this Wednesday, unfortunately.

To PL and Cedar people who finish exams, good for you. Continue to study hard, O's coming soon ah! Haha. Sorry lah, you guys have to wait for me to watch movie. But then I know you guys love me so you guys are willing to wait no matter what. Aww.

Sayang you people so much. Muacks.

Hey there, the angel from my nightmare.

I dreamt of my late grandfather on his birthday, 7 October. I miss him so much. The dream was kinda like "Ghost Whisperer" whereby only I could see my grandfather and talk to him. It was rather weird, he never uttered a word. Anyways,

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY TO BELOVED ATOK WHOM I SAYANG AND MISS LOADS!

Hope he saw that. I will see you soon, must wait for me!

On a lighter note, EOYx coming to an end soon. Plans to go out on Thursday and Friday disrupted thanks to Drama. Why? Why? Why?!

But the good news is, I got in for Drama SYF but I think will have 2nd auditions. Not sure, didn't really check the notice board. But I really thank you Ms Puja for ruining my plans with my girlfriends especially after exams, OF ALL FUCKING DAYS. Thank you.

Still, my Friday with 911team is untouchable! I'm so going out with them, whether you like it or not. Just hope got enough money to buy what I need. I already done my shopping list and still adding on bits and pieces. Fly money fly.

Exams are ending. Exams are ending. Exams are ending.

My tuition teacher told me that we have to study because one of the Emperors in the past JUST HAD TO hide his books in a compartment when his palace was invaded. And after the invasion, people found the books, and there you go. We bloody hell have to study.

Knn.

Ah, Sims fucking up on me. Why? Why now? Just few hours after Maths paper and this is how you treat me? I demand more attention! Sims! You.

So I'm going to fail History, Maths, Science, Literature and Chinese.

I can't believe Ms Ang keeps promoting Triple Science and keeps emphasising how the whole school is gona "fight" for one bloody Triple Science class. Like hello-o?! Me and Triple Science? Er, Nono. She keeps thinking everyone wants to go Triple Science. No thanks, I'm giving way to others who choose to "fight" for it. Can't let their efforts go to waste right.

No double science too. Rather take combined science.

Crap, I'm becoming like everyone else. Talking about how exams went and subject combination. I still don't qualify as a nerd, I apologise. Bah.

And sorry Ms Nah. I'm not going to be a lawyer in future. But I promise to visit, once I'm filthy rich and famous.

I wana be so famous, people dream of being me, dream about me. Maybe some over-the-edge ones, fantasize about me all day long, in class or in the office, during an exam or a meeting. I wana be so famous, people wana "WooHoo" me all day long.

Peace. Chao.

I'm so jealous la.

Everyone is wishing each other good luck for EOYs. No one wish me lah, knn.

Anyways, I don't care. A video to lighten everyone's spirit. Don't study too hard, later your brain burst then you know.

Can't paste the video here, not sure why.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdrOq-dgdfw

Enjoy!

Here is yet another convo between Yazid and I. I know a lot of people had enjoyed the previous one. I'm sad to say that this time no conflict but a lot of unreal parts. Viewer discretion is strongly advised. Especially not for the faint-hearted.

Oh and I specially highlighted Yazid's words in blue for better visualisation. Easier for you all mah. See how nice I'm/

D i z a y says:
stiil alive
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
yup
D i z a y says:
enjoy your day
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
thank you
D i z a y says:
what ya doing babe
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
nothing
D i z a y says:
didnt go out
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
no
D i z a y says:
no school?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
no
D i z a y says:
free?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
not really
D i z a y says:
wat ya up to?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
reading
D i z a y says:
wat kinda book ya read babe
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
karmasutra
D i z a y says:
oh wow can i join
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
no
D i z a y says:
why not
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
i rather read alone
D i z a y says:
about sex right
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
what do you think
D i z a y says:
you've try before
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
maybe, maybe not
D i z a y says:
what maybe you've tried with whom. or yourself
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
maybe
D i z a y says:
yourself or other guys
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
girls
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
its safer
D i z a y says:
why girls
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
its safer
D i z a y says:
wanna tried with me
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
no thanks
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
dun think you're experienced enough for me
D i z a y says:
huh really wat though girl yu are huh>>>
D i z a y says:
so?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
huh?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
what you saying i dun understand
D i z a y says:
i said
D i z a y says:
you though uh!!!!!!
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
you though uh??
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
huh?
D i z a y says:
you know
D i z a y says:
licking???
D i z a y says:
i like strong woman
D i z a y says:
especially u
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
oh thank you
D i z a y says:
thank you in sense of good way or mad
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
good way
D i z a y says:
okie
D i z a y says:
so?
D i z a y says:
you like licking girls?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
this kinda info cant share
D i z a y says:
hey its open babe
D i z a y says:
come on are we frens
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
if only you my veh close friend then i would tell you
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
if not i wun
D i z a y says:
k then since you act this way i cant say anything wat i like is you babe
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
er ok
D i z a y says:
I admire you a lot babe i wont stop giving up babe... can we be frens
D i z a y says:
come on past is past can we move new life babe...
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
stop calling me babe
D i z a y says:
why?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
its doesnt sound right
D i z a y says:
why you mean?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
its sound wrong
D i z a y says:
k k k
D i z a y says:
wat you wanna me to call you. since i dont know your name?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
zakk
D i z a y says:
okie dokie zakk
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
ok
D i z a y says:
how old are u again?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
18
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
you?
D i z a y says:
24
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
oh ok
D i z a y says:
which year you born
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
1988
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
you
D i z a y says:
1982
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
oh ok
D i z a y says:
when is your birthday
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
july 4
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
you
D i z a y says:
this month
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
what date
D i z a y says:
guess
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
10?
D i z a y says:
nope
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
tell me
D i z a y says:
4
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
oh
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
on thurs?
D i z a y says:
yup you free
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
when?
D i z a y says:
dun know when u free
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
no free this month
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
maybe next week
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
but i not sure
D i z a y says:
why?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
"studying" with my gfs
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
why u ask
D i z a y says:
nothing. cause i like you wanna have fun
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
erm not with you
D i z a y says:
huh
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
never mind
D i z a y says:
u dun like me
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
its not that
D i z a y says:
im bad is it
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
no
D i z a y says:
tell me
D i z a y says:
u hav boyfrens
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
no
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
gfs
D i z a y says:
can i ask u one thing
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
what is that?
D i z a y says:
did u ever go out with just one guy. age 20s
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
when ?
D i z a y says:
i meant you zakk did u ever go out with a guy age late 20 - 25
D i z a y says:
25 -30s
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
no
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
why
D i z a y says:
21
D i z a y says:
last year?
D i z a y says:
hav u go out before with a guy age 21
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
no
D i z a y says:
22
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
no
D i z a y says:
24
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
no
D i z a y says:
sure? im curious though
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
yah sure
D i z a y says:
did u stay in hougang
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
no
D i z a y says:
where
D i z a y says:
tell me pls cause i stay there
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
i stay in woodlands
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
you stay in hougang?
D i z a y says:
yup
D i z a y says:
so that easier to meet
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
oooh
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
too far
D i z a y says:
where is your school
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk. Receivin' Enlightenment, It Hurts. ~ says:
woodlands
D i z a y says:
k

So what, I need to be a curvy, sexy pornstar then I can marry a hot, sizzling rocker? And then divorce him after having 2 kids?

I'm talking about Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee.

You don't know who they are? Go fug yourself lah.

I wana be in Supernova! Ah, I'm so gona to put that in my to-do-in-my-dreams list. And then, one by one, I will slowly do "stuff" with every member, including Lukas Rossi.

All of you will do my bidding some day! Just you wait and see.

Muahaha!

Hehe, most bloggers are now on hiatus. Fret not, I'm still on. But most probably less people will read but who cares. Tried to study but fell asleep. I told you I couldn't study at home. It's a disease.

My home has some kinda force field call -Knn, Don't Study Here-. So suay right? See, even force fields also have names for themselves.

I think a lot of people are missing my bimbo pictures. Haha! This blog has been lacking quite a number of pictures. So I think I shall now use my time wisely to upload some pictures to let you all see my beautiful face. Haha.

Erfi should be very grateful. He's getting too much publicity on my blog. But, it's okay.

I was looking through my Flickr acc and saw my face beside Mitch's. I think we look sweet and pretty! Mitch, do ya know we took 7 pics like the 2 below? But with different face of course. Haha. I love you Mitch.

Aww.

Another pic to sum up my post. Viewer discretion is best advised.

Told ya so.