Tuesday, February 23, 2010

You know, I think I'm set on being a Disney star. Instant fame. Then after that I'll leak out a naked picture of myself all over the internet and be even more famous than Justin Bieber.

Have you seen the We Are The World 25 remake? Miley fucking Cyrus and the Jonas Brothers are on it. I mean c'mon Lionel Richie/Quincy Jones. You're suppused to pick singers. And Justin Bieber to start off the song?! I almost swallowed super glue, I swear. Other than that, everything's cool with me.

Pink and Jennifer Hudson were good as usual. Celine Dion, can. The rap part was a bit messy. I mean hello, about 10 rappers rapping the same thing at the same time. I couldn't quite hear Snoop Dogg and I like him. LL Cool J was okay.

Will.i.am and Kanye got their solos. Hehehe, when I was watching Kanye, I was wondering why Taylor Swift wasn't in the video. Hmm. Oh ya, she can't sing. Just like the other teeny bopper "singers". Unfortunately.

But you know what, I think this version is so much better. Done by youtube people. It's so much better. Everyone can fucking sing.



Okay I should really learn to quite babbling. I've got a ton of work(glue/spraypaint-sniffing) to do. And I've equipped myself with 2 1litre bottles of jizz-worthy Pokka Green Tea. Simply da bomb. Left to get a glass of ice, sit on the floor, turn on some headbanging music and I'm set to go. With that, I shall leave you with this.


I swear, if green tea was/had alcohol. I'd be pissed drunk by now. I've lost count on the millions of bottles of green tea I've drunk for the past week. I guess it's my way of celebrating CNY. Usually people go visiting and drink a lot of cokeandgetfat. I. love. my. greentea.

Chao.
Hi world. I had 2 epic police chases and got busted. Twice. Then I took a break, chat with a few friends, and continued. I was gonna evade my 3rd epic police chase, and poof, NFS died on me.

KNNBCCBMOTHERFUCKEREATYOURBACKSIDEFUCKITYFUCKYOURMOTHERISYOURMOTHERASSWTF.

It's 4.30am now.

I guess.

I should go to bed?

There's much work to do when I wake up.

Then back to NFS.

Chao.

Monday, February 22, 2010

In need of teh in my system like asap. Maybe when my brother comes home, I'll drag him out to have some teh with me. Thirsty for teh. And I've been inhaling spray paint for the past hour and I'm going crazy! Quick dry quick! I need to get on to other things before i go crazy!

Meow.

Chao.
It's 5am and I'm still online. Well, I've every perfect reason to stay up. Because I've no school tomorrow. Or the next day. Wednesday's submission day for 2 assignments so I've to go to school. No school on Thursday. And Friday is another submission for another assignment.

Nice.

Anyway, I'm awake now because I had a very late dinner. I think food entered my stomach at about 11-12ish and of course it's no good to sleep just after you've ate. It's not healthy at all to eat at night but who cares, I haven't had my dinner. So I ate. Sue me.

Opened the laptop, and poof, full force NFS. I was more than determined to get that Evo so I can race it to the top. I mean seriously, I started out with the Lexus which was fine at first but hello, your top speed isn't improving at all and you're a bit on the heavy side. Good for ramming into the police but still, slow.

Then I got the Eclipse. Wasn't too excited about it because I don't want that Mitsubishi, I want the other Mitsubishi, the Evo. However, my thoughts for what they are worth are these.

Holy cow, the Eclipse's acceleration was amazing. So much lighter than the Lexus but still strong enough to ram into a dozen police vehicles. Even a few fucked up SUVs. What the fuck, I totally forgot about the SUVs that ram into you head on. Motherfucker. So I thought, yeah it's not a bad car. I even used it to beat that doofus' Porsche Cayman. Technically, I won because the Cayman's driver "doesn't believe in imports" thus, he never used any NOS, which is totally his problem, not mine. So yes, I got his car.

The fucking Cayman was fucking sex okay? I upgraded it, added NOS of course and removed the ugly body mods. Damn obiang please. I thought only the Bengs mod their cars that way. *shudders* So yeah, I easily won races and beat the fuckers with a Cayman, and most of the time, I didn't need to use the NOS at all! The handling is good. Easy to control and it's pick-up is simply amazing.

One problem. Small car. Light car. Very, very easy to be knocked up by obnoxious police vehicles. I was quite lucky to evade 2 fucking SUVs that rammed into the Cayman but thank god for it's amazing pick-up, I got away (with it's incredible top speed, duh).

I got addicted. Maybe not addicted, but more of engrossed because I was really really determined to get that fucked up Evo from that stupid motherfucker, Earl. I easily beat his ass with my existing Cayman and of course, I got the Evo. Hooray. Oh my god, the vinyls on the Evo are fucking ugly please. I did some final modifications, took off the ugly vinyls and poof, it's safe in my garage now.

I'm happy, so is my new Evo. Am considering to sell the Lexus left to rot in the garage because I've no use of it already. However the Lexus was my first car in the race so I shall think about it. Maybe when I've insufficient funds then I'll sell it off. The Evo is perfect (well, at least not until I get my hands on the Gallardo, 2 bosses more dammit). It's really strong. I love ramming into police vehicles and leaving them immobilised, it's dangerous but really fun when you succeed and then drive off. Yippee.

So I did everything, saved the game progress and quit, immediately. I never test drive the Evo before I left the game because I was afraid I'd get hooked and not go to bed. And also, I already know that driving the Evo is beyond awesomeness, so I'll leave it to another day when I'm more awake and alert and feeling more bad ass to continue kicking ass.

I should really be doing my assignments but I'm so fucking lazy. All my resources are with me but, but... Urgh. I shall hit the sack right now before I never wake up later when the sun rises. Bummer.

Chao.

Monday, February 08, 2010

I'm here right now, only because I'm bored and have nothing better to do for the night. Well, except to wait for my dinner in my stomach to fully digest, sit around, play the guitar and sing. And I've the liberty to do so because no one's around right now, okay my bro's in the other room but he's fine with my crazy, neurotic singing.

And when I mean I'm bored and have nothing better to do, it just simply means that I've a ton of assignments awaiting my attention but I've just decided to shove them aside for the time beingbecause I can't be bothered to do them right now. Seriously. Can you?

I've just completed fully editing my concept blog for XDM which I think is pretty awesome. Minimal, but pretty awesome. XDM is one of my modules and the last assignment was to creat a concept shop of my own and portraying it by means of a blog. If you're wondering what it is, go check it out here. Navigations are on the links on the right side of the blog. Teacher only allowed 4 minutes for presentation so I sped through the whole thing and completed it in time. I'm that awesome, yknow.

So, I'm still here and bored. Hmm. Oh yes, I look and feel like a mat now because I'm wearing a cap. To put my hair in place. Because I'm too lazy to reach out to my left to grab a proper hairband to pull my hair back. So my "mat/skater" cap that my uncle gave me will have to for now. To keep my hair in place so it doesn't obstruct my view when I play the guitar or stare at pornthe computer screen, duh.

And because I'm really, really bored, here's some visuals for you.



There, I was that bored, I decided to look at myself for 5 minutes with the webcam and then take pictures of myself. I know, so vain. But I actually do know of people more vain than me coughISAACcough.

And because I'm still that bored, I shall tell you how my Monday went. I reached school at 930am for a 9am class. Yes yes, I was late for the ten millionth time, you have a problem with that? Missed Isaac's, John's and L's CRS presentation but it's okay. I know it something about money is/isn't the root of all evil. In my honest opinion, greed is the root of all evil. But whatever, I'm too lazy to explain, Panther's keyboard is fucking up.

Had cup noodles and green tea for lunch. So unhealthy, I know. I don't care. Completed me XDM blog, just in time for my presentation. Pee-d thrice in school today. I guess the fact that I was wearing a skirt and not my usual pair of jeans somehow "loosen" the hold of my bladder or urine thingy, whatever that meant. But really, I usually can survive the whole day in school without going to the toilet. My bladder is as awesome as I am, and no I don't have kidney failure.

Slacked in class afterwards. Talk talk talk laugh laugh laugh at Isaac. I love how everyone's suddenly so bonded because of - and perhaps -, whatever those hyphens meant *cue tiko face.

Left school with abang Khairi because we were taking the same bus. We purposely let the single-deck 74 pass because it was so fucking crowded, we just decided to wait for another 74 which took about roughly 10 minutes to arrived and yes, we talked more. In our funny accents. For that 10-15 minutes of waiting. No moment of silence, I swear. Then 2 double deck 74s came and we were like "...Motherfucker?!" and we boarded the 2nd one and plonked our asses on the top deck. I kidnapped Khairi's awesome audio-tech headphones and Khairi napped.

Yada yada yada, Khairi dropped off a coupla stops before mine, some lady plonked her ass next to mine. Reached home, changed clothes, turn on laptop, fuck around and waited for my real brother to reach home to have dinner. Ate and here I am again, still bored and with nothing better to do.

Before I end, I want to show you something.


Another picture of me, of course! What the fuck were you thinking?

Goodnight world.

Chao.

Saturday, February 06, 2010

Things I hope to own by the end of this year.

- PS3/Xbox (so I can play Burnout Paradise, like finally!)
- Bass (not the fish)
- UWS (hopefully by March or April)
- Wacom tablet (the Bamboo ones look nice)
- Another 16gb Omnia (optional)
- Driving license (motor first maybe?)
- Eli Roth

Chao.
My eyes are about to shut any minute now and it's only 12.30am. Not been having enough sleep since god-knows-when, but it's alright.

Had a long day out today. My day started officially at about 9am, the time I woke up, showered and headed for school which technically started at 8am. However, I've a pretty good explanation for turning up late because the things needed to do for VDS right now are all in the back of my head and I just have to get my photos taken and editted and then, I'm done with it. So yes, I'll be late for class and I don't care. Better than going to school early and doing absolutely nothing.

Had my drama elective which went pretty well. Added my own lines which I thought were pretty awesome. Had a mini panic attack at the beginning with Isaac when I sort of thought I misplaced our costumes(my blazer, shades and Isaac's white shirt and bowtie). Mindfucked. They were in the drama room all along when we actually went all the way to T5 to look for them because we last held our meeting there. Bloody basket.

Headed to ACM next with Isaac, John, L, Celina, Pris and Fah(her second time there) where we were like the latest there, because, well we were late. Another major mindfuck happened. I happily brought Faz's D60 with her wide-angle lens out and guess what, I forgot to put in the battery which I charged 2 nights ago. Was so annoyed with myself and Rahim only had spare battery for a D80 and no, I'm not going to carry 2 DSLRs with me. I'll be like a prime target for rob, ya know? Pffft. All the time I was walking in ACM with a battery-less D60 in my bad. Heart. Pain.

At the ACM, everything looked familiar. Why? Because I've seen the same exhibition before. Another mindfuck. Asked MY about it and I knew I was right. I visited the ACM back in Sem1 for the museum excursions and yes, the same exhibitions were still there. So yeah, walked around a bit and made quick scans. Same same same. Cyn left when I went to the toilet, and the rest proceeded to have a debate on where to proceed next.

Khairi all dressed up, was headed off to meet his friends so he couldn't join us. I was disappoint with my malay brother. Oh well, another time. Note to self, steal Khairi's epic headphones. The bass is really great. What am I saying, he's using fucking audio-technika headphones and mine?! iLuv. For fuck. Will "borrow" abang's headphones, soon.

After debating, we(Myself, Fah, Isaac, John, Celina, L) decided to go to Marina Square. We planned to walk there. Halfway there, I was looking at the buildings around me and realised Funan IT Mall was just there *points to the left coupla blocks down. I then asked permission from the rest to accompany me there to collect Panther and they said yes. I have such sweet friends, I love them. At the Fujitsu place, my shameless friends proceeded to make themselves drinks(which Fujitsu has gladly provided at a corner *glares at the non-Fujitsu users namely John, Fah and Isaac) and I asked for a Teh-Scotch that never came. Pffft, Isaac.

Left Fujitsu feeling slightly happy because Panther's back but he still requires reformatting and all that tech bullshit to be done to fix him properly and completely. We all then dragged ourselves to Challenger and pretended to be tech-savvy geeks with the wacom and harddrives and what nots. So much money to spend. Urgh, technology. Headed to Peninsular thinking Davis was open. Sorry guys, I was wrong. I had no idea they closed so early *cue sad face with puppy-dog eyes and cute pouty lips. I made a quick trip to Ink by Finch to say hi to Joe and Faz and left with the rest.

We walked back to Funan and makan-ed and talked a lot. Really a lot. Or maybe because I was eating like fucking slow so the talking made up for it. And I talked while I ate so that made my eating even slower. And the soup was really spicy! Love love love spicy food. Huimian came to join us for makan which was nice. Talk talk talk, eat eat eat.

So yeah, to sum it all up, this post if just one of the few posts where I tell you the things I did in a day. The kinda posts I used to write like years back when I thought people actually bothered to know. Ya know? I was bored and tired so I guess why not, just do it. Because, well just because. I need to sleep because I've to wake up early tomorrow. When can I ever sleep and wake up late on a decent weekend?

Meow.

Chao.

Tuesday, February 02, 2010

My phone's not cooperating with me. It keeps popping up messages saying my "storage memory is critically low" or something like "SMSes will only be received once the inbox is not full" or something like that. It's annoying because I've been deleting a coupla billion text messages from my inbox and deleting pictures and videos as well.

Okay, I just switched off and on my omnia. "3 new text messages". Thank you very much samsung, I needed to know that. The first text was at 10pm and it's close to 12am now. So much for loving you omnia, I really do but you know in a relationship, we really have to give and take. I know I always flood your memory capacity but I do delete them at some point of time so you don't get fat. And now you do your part by delivering my text messages on time. Okay? That's settled then. I forgive you this time.

Another text message just came in. Hold your horses phone, I still have to blog. Pffft.

Okay now laptop's turn to screw up. Will send Panther for servicing tomorrow if I can wake up.

Goodnight world.

Chao.