Yo yo, I just chatted with a guy online named Yazid. He got my email through Suzie who got my email through Nurul who thinks I'm her boyfriend. Gosh. Yazid is totally out of this world. At first he told me he was 26. Gash. Just read on lah, no want to spoil the element of surprise. Haa!


Disclaimer : The following contents may contend vulgarities or other offensive languages. On behalf of Yazid, I apologise for he wasn't having a good day/ Viewer discretion is best advised. Terima Kasih.



The whole convo between me and Yazid is as followed:


D i z a y says:
hey betina kalau tak sudi cakap lah tak sudi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
eh what you call people betina?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
people busy right
D i z a y says:
because you BITCH>
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
watch your language ah
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
yay im a bitch are you happy now?
D i z a y says:
I wanna dam talk to you because i wanna get to know you....
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
are you seriously 26?
D i z a y says:
NO

~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
you better start growing up cause your attitude stinks
D i z a y says:
IM NOT 26
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
want to get to know people then panggil orang betina?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
MAK KAU TAK AJAR BETOL BETOL KE!
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
tak gi sekolah ke?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
KANINA LAH!
D i z a y says:
FUCK YOU BITCH

~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
gosh
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
so childish
D i z a y says:
ONE DAY I GIVE YOU A SIGN TO YOU BITCH

~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
yay
D i z a y says:
I KNOW YOU HAD A BOYFRIEND

~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
im so scared help help
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
i know you had a girlfriend too
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
duh
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
cant believe you never go to school
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
HAHA!
D i z a y says:
NO I WANT TO MAKE YOU MINE

D i z a y says:
I BE NICE TO YOU ALL THE TIME

~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
with your attitude, you better go relak one corner lah
D i z a y says:
YET YOU BITCH TO ME

D i z a y says:
HOW MANY GUYS YOU BITCH TO THEM
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
i bitch to you?!
D i z a y says:
HUH TELL ME AGE 22
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
goodness. you called me betina and a bitch first.
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
i cant believe im wasting my time on you
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
i am 22
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
you told me you were 26
D i z a y says:
YOU TALK ABOUT MY MUM

D i z a y says:
WELL YOU THINK YOUR MUM TEACH YOU BETTER TO TEACH HOW TO BITCH A GUY
D i z a y says:
YOUR ARE 22
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
i talk about your mum?
D i z a y says:
BULLSHIT

~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
guess what my mum teaches me how to fight for my rights
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
you said you were 26 lagi BULLSHIT
D i z a y says:
YOU SAID YOU 14 YEARS OLD NOW YOU SAID 22 BUULLL SHIT

D i z a y says:
OH OH YOU 40
D i z a y says:
HSHSHHSH
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
yay im 40 now
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
no wait. im 100
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
oh no im 10
D i z a y says:
SHUT THE FUCK UP LAH
BITCH

~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
ok
D i z a y says:
HISTORIAN PUIH

D i z a y says:
YOU GUY 22 AM I RIGHT
D i z a y says:
NO WONDER HE TEACH YOU BITCH

D i z a y says:
HEY BETINA
DONT SHOW OFF YOUR BUTT STINK

~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
i never ask you smell what?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
nak sebuk to apasal?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
not happy?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
pity your bu
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
oh yah you told me to shut up
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
i forgot
D i z a y says:
YES YOU BITCH

D i z a y says:
YOU CALL ME STINK CAN OH OH YOUR GUY SUCK

D i z a y says:
OH OH CHINESE OR MALAY???

~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
you must be damn depressed, cause first of all i didnt call you stink and my guys doesnt suck
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
and what the hell is your qns referring to? chinese or malay? you really waste your mother money, she so nice send you to school to study hard and this is how you make her proud? calling another girl betina just because she is busy? i rather she send you to some boys' home or some place far away
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
stop uttering balderdash
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
your mother will be so upset to see her baby son grow up to be a bloody fiasco
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
gosh
D i z a y says:
SO YOU WANNA BE MY DAMN MOTHER TO REPLACE HER GO AHEAD YOU DAMN SHIT

D i z a y says:
OH OH TALKING SO NICE HUH???

~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
nah, dont want to be your mother, i would be wasting my money bringing you up into such a sorry state.
D i z a y says:
HAHHAHAHHA
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
of course i talk nice. talk bad for what
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
HAHAAH
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
i laugh together with you ok
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
hope you dont mine
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
*mind
D i z a y says:
HAHHAHHA
D i z a y says:
WAIT WAIT DID YOUR MOTHER TO TEACH HER DAUGTHER TO BE A LESBIAN AND HAVE A GUY WHO IS FUCK OFF????

D i z a y says:
HEY LISTEN UP,,,, ZAKK ZACK ZAKIAH
D i z a y says:
LISTEN
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
damn you're a guy and you dont even whats a lesbian. lesbians are girls who fuck girls and get fucked in return. not girls who get fucked by guys.
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
how to listen? you're not talking to me what
D i z a y says:
MY POINT IS WANTED YOU GET ALONG WITH YOU
D i z a y says:
AND ME
D i z a y says:
IM CRYI9NG TO GET TO KNOW YOU MORE YOU SHIT
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
gosh i make boys cry, i didnt know im THAT good
D i z a y says:
BUT YOU SPOILT DONT YOU
D i z a y says:
YES YOUR GUY BEEN SUCK BY YOU
D i z a y says:
DIDNT YOU???

D i z a y says:
SO NOW TELL ME HOW OLD ARE YOU REALLY >?
D i z a y says:
YES I KNOW WHAT LESBIAN N GAYS YOU DAMN SPOLIT SHIT
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
if im lesbian then how can i get fucked by a guy and suck a guy at the same time?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
who sucks a guy?
D i z a y says:
I WASNT TALKING ABOUT SEX YOU SHIT
D i z a y says:
I WAS TALKING THAT YOU SUCK DOWN DRAIN OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
D i z a y says:
WASH AWAY
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
how do you suck down a drain out?
D i z a y says:
HEY HEY I WAS ASKING YOU HOW OLD YOU ARE RIGHT NOW??????
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
gosh if you're really a guy you would be sincere about your age by now
D i z a y says:
I AM GUY
D i z a y says:
SO?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
oh you are?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
i dint kkow
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
*know
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
goodnes im so stupid like a bitch
D i z a y says:
YOU STARTED FIRST CALLED PEOPLE STINK SHIT ALL THAT STAFF
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
i need to go to school
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
so and see your convo and see who called who betina first ok?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
*go and see ...
D i z a y says:
HAHAHAHAHA
D i z a y says:
COME ON LAH IF I AM A GUY I LIKE TO GET ALONG WITH YOU PLEASE LAH
D i z a y says:
I WANT TO GO OUT WITH YOU,,,,, YOU INSIST TO REJECT ON ME
D i z a y says:
BULLSHIT
D i z a y says:
I SPEAKING VIOLENTLY CAUSE YOU BLIND
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
you called me a bitch, so that makes me stupid. so why a guy like you SO SMART GO TO SCHOOL want to go out with me?
~~<>~~ I Am Zakk aka Cheena Minah Historian Geologist Artist. ~ says:
gosh im blind, no wonder im stupid. now i know
D i z a y says:
FINE
D i z a y says:
YOU LIKE RIGHT GUYS SUFFERING
D i z a y says:
THAT WHY YOU BECOME ONE
D i z a y says:
HOPE YOU HAPPY WITH YOUR SUCKING ASS OF YOURS I WISH YOU ALL DAMN HAPPY
D i z a y says:
ARIOS MONCHACHO


Surprisingly, he speaks spanish. Good boy, Yazid.