Hmm. Lemme tell you a thing or two about having a great day.

It's the holidays and you're supposed to have fun. However, there are extended lessons. What the heck, skip 'em!

Then be woken up by a phone call at 12.08pm.

"ZAKKK WAKE UP! DO YOU KNOW WHAT TIME IS IT?!"

Then, go join your friends for jamming. The better part, you get to meet new friends and start spewing vulgarities at them. Haha, good socialising skills if you've reached the thrash-talking.

After jamming, nothing to do? Go to your friend's house and play his xbox. Make sure you're the only sex around.

Meaning, if you're a girl, make sure the rest of your friends you're with are guys. And vice versa but that's rather gay so yeah avoid that.

Start thrash-talking and scolding everyone who crosses your path. Make sure you're heard loud and clear. Shout to the whole world! See if I care. Ha.

Make sure you reach home before your parents do so you don't get screwed upside-down, inside-out. Watch out!

So, yeah that's just the first day.

Next day.

You decide to go to school, or rather was forced to by your nagging mother. And you hitch a ride with your best mate. Happy happy.

Then, you start getting bored during class. An idea strikes. You decide to skip the last lesson and go straight home with your mate.

Yup. Confidently leave the school boundary and head to the nearby mall to get the essentials.

Never forget to get bubble tea! It's very important! Esp when it's going for $1 and it tastes super-duper-funky-fuckin' awesome. Ya dig?

Have fun at your friend's house. Do stupid things like, walk around half-naked, or finish the cookies, or laugh out loud (LOL?). Just be crazy.

After a few hours when you had enough fun, go home!

Be a good kid. Stay in school. Don't take drugs. No smoking. Eat your vegs. Don't fuck up.


So yeah, run along and goof off. No homework to be done you understand!

Good.

I had a blastin' week and so should you.

Peace.

Chao.