I'm back, finally! Cohort Camp Cohort Camp. It was really predictable that it was gonna suck real bad. I'm psychic lah! 1st day sucked like fucking bad and let me say this one more time, FUCKING BAD. The trainers, teachers, leaders dragged like one whole hour. Suppose to reach Raffles Marina by 9 but guess what? We were still in bloody school at that time. 2J of course we all only united among us. We all hate the school cause the school is bloody biased to us. 2J last class and that means we would always be last. Be it getting onto the bus 1st or being released first. Surprisingly, J class was Group 1/2 and best part, we were released last. How nice?! We all like talk cock at the assembly plaza one whole class except for the boys/girls cheena gang. Apparently, the gang for cohort camp was probably Me, Rach, Charis, Jin, Judd, Jovin, Clemie, Park, Bolor, Zeng Woon(??) and my deareast LanChioBu. I think lah. Plus a few jokers here and there like Jeric and his gang. There were a number of things Zakk Gang hated about the camp. We suppose to sleep 8 pple in the bloody small tent. Zakk Gang+Dianna+Geraldine+Angie. The thing was I don't really wana sleep with D and G and especially A. Urgh! In the end D and G went to carpark to sleep. Fuck. Angie was with us. She kept following us lah. It's like, Girl if you already know we don't like you why still follow us? You didn't hear we talking bad about you in front of you ah? Stop following us to the toilet to just brush teeth and then wait for us to finish brushing teeth and then go back to the tents with us. Stop waking us up when we don't want to! We know what time to wake up lah! And please don't kick my legs or hands away when I accidentally lie on your sleeping bag. What's the problem. Tent already so little space then want kick me. Urgh! Cooked Maggi under the canopy of not-so- shady trees with bloody irritating mini-cockroaches and blood-sucking bitch mozzies. Mozzies that suck blood are bitches( girls lah!). Some student leaders were fucked up. Trainers too. Sorry I don't know the bimbo name but whatever. Stop scolding us just cause we didn't tuck in our shirts. Take a look at other student leaders ah, they got tuck in their shirts meh? Then sing songs must be so expressive jump here and there and must always stand next to the guy trainer. Despo lah. You not chio bu lah! Go away we hate you! Then we really had fucking activities which I can't really rmb cause they were so fucking shit! Dinner suck lah! Trainers say can have 2nd helping then when we line up 2nd time they chase us away. Wtf right? Food so little. Time so little. Bathe time also want cut short. Then never provide drinks for us. Make us drink tap water which I so totally dread that! Sweetheart Jovin don't drink milk so supper time he just watch Zakk Gang drink milo. Aww! Sweetheart I love you! Shhh! Don't say anything. Hehe! I don't why, just caused I touched Glenn's ass like 2 times. He go tell his Gay gang that I'm the BUTT-PINCHER! WTF right? And so I gota know more people like Sherwin and erm, I can't remember his name but Sherwin called him Gay. Haha! Fuck lah Glenn. He go tell people I'm the BUTT-PINCHER. Then it's like Gay keep forgetting my name. Idiot. Glenn and Me sorta fight fight abit lah. Haha! He keeps insisting I pinched his ass. Like wth lah, I only touched it. Then he ask to proof to him so he ask Gay show his ass at me and Gay willing did so and so I touch ah! Then the guys were like "O_O!" Haha! We were chatting over the tennis net cause we girls and boys can't mix. Stupid I know. Angie just stood behind Zakk Gang for I don't know why. Zakk Gang Vz Glenn Gay Gang. Haha! Glenn say at night both of us gonna make out together then suddenly he back out. Wah lan eh! I showed everyone my inflatable dick! Haha! Damn long horh! We rock lah. I squeezed Glenn's ass 3 times. So altogether 5 times I touched his ass. Haha! Cool lah. 2nd day urban challenge sucked! Kayaking was best. After that Zakk Gang went to go shower at the open shower there where everbody can see. With our clothes on lah. We didn't want to stop. Then we asked the boys to hold some boys we wanted to hug. Jovin and Bolor and some other guys hold Jeric, LanChioBu, Park, and somemore I can't rmb. I didn't hug Ms Toh cause I didn't want to lah! Eee. Like bimbo lah she. We kept getting ourselves wet. Jia Hao and Ali( our bloody friendly studen leaders) used the water hose make rain for us and we were jumping and dancing. Wahaha! That was the funnest part of all the camp I tell you. Did rafting. Bolor was great. And I meant it seriously lah. He was like "Ok do this and then you do that. Tie this and then you tie that!" What a babelicious dude. I'll tell the rest of the things about camp another camp. I very tired Iwnt go sleep lah! Muakcs!