I'm sitting opposite my uncle now. In Coffeebean. And both of us are utilising our laptops. When I mean OUR laptops, I meant the laptop that I'm using belongs to my brother's. Yeah, my brother's laptop is mine just as my laptop is not his. Gettit? No? Oh well.
So when's Chinese New Year again? I can't remember the exact date for the first day of CNY. Take note that I stated "date" and not "day" because I apparently can't remember the days of the week. Well, I know it's Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Like duh-uh. But I've no clue what day is it today. (It's Friday, Zakk you dumbass!) (Duh, I know it's Friday you imposter!) ( Well, you know it's Friday because I just said it was Friday, you bloody fool!) ( Oh stop it already will you? You're always picking on me. I'm emo now and I'm going to cut myself whether you like it or not. Hmph!) ( WAIT! Don't cut yourself! If you cut yourself, you're also cutting me and I don't want to bleed. Tell you a secret. I'm a vampire! I suck blood. So if you bleed, meaning I bleed too, I'll suck myself dry. Which actually doesn't really make any fucking sense.) (Hmm. So if you're me and I'm you, and I cut myself till I bleed, it'd mean that you're actually sucking me and I'm sucking you at the same time?!) (Yeap!) (Wow, cool shit yo) (Word.)
-.-
Anyway, I'll be going off to KL tomorrow to kill timebecause I have absolutely nothing better to do and I hate Singapore. I'll be staying over at my 2nd aunt's new place which I heard is like a 4-storey terrace or bungalow or whatever you call those kinda buildings nowadays. To hell with modern technology. Bring back smoke signals and pigeon-messengers and horse-carriages and drunk/drugged hippies!
Zakk, your post is starting to be really boring and pointless.
Then what do you suppose I do?
Upload pictures!
Pictures of what?
Hmm, nude models?
Good idea, but..
But what?
Mummy says I can't look at nude people.
Well, do you bathe with your clothes on?
Erm..
DO YOU?!
ERM!
DO YOU WATCH PORN?!
OKAY OKAY I GIVE UP. I bathe with my clothes on!
WTF?!
YES, I DO.
WTF ZAKK!
Wait, I thought you're Zakk.
No, you're Zakk silly.
Huh? Then if I'm Zakk then who are you?
I'm Zakk.
...
*Cue annoying cricket sounds.
Chao.
So when's Chinese New Year again? I can't remember the exact date for the first day of CNY. Take note that I stated "date" and not "day" because I apparently can't remember the days of the week. Well, I know it's Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday and Saturday. Like duh-uh. But I've no clue what day is it today. (It's Friday, Zakk you dumbass!) (Duh, I know it's Friday you imposter!) ( Well, you know it's Friday because I just said it was Friday, you bloody fool!) ( Oh stop it already will you? You're always picking on me. I'm emo now and I'm going to cut myself whether you like it or not. Hmph!) ( WAIT! Don't cut yourself! If you cut yourself, you're also cutting me and I don't want to bleed. Tell you a secret. I'm a vampire! I suck blood. So if you bleed, meaning I bleed too, I'll suck myself dry. Which actually doesn't really make any fucking sense.) (Hmm. So if you're me and I'm you, and I cut myself till I bleed, it'd mean that you're actually sucking me and I'm sucking you at the same time?!) (Yeap!) (Wow, cool shit yo) (Word.)
-.-
Anyway, I'll be going off to KL tomorrow to kill time
Zakk, your post is starting to be really boring and pointless.
Then what do you suppose I do?
Upload pictures!
Pictures of what?
Hmm, nude models?
Good idea, but..
But what?
Mummy says I can't look at nude people.
Well, do you bathe with your clothes on?
Erm..
DO YOU?!
ERM!
DO YOU WATCH PORN?!
OKAY OKAY I GIVE UP. I bathe with my clothes on!
WTF?!
YES, I DO.
WTF ZAKK!
Wait, I thought you're Zakk.
No, you're Zakk silly.
Huh? Then if I'm Zakk then who are you?
I'm Zakk.
...
*Cue annoying cricket sounds.
Chao.
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