GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT! I'm high and I'm going to post about it right about now. I got to chat with my dear JIN just now! Whee, she purposedly stay up till 1 plus just to chat with me cause we both miss each other alot. Shared stories about the bands and stuff. Then she told me horh this guy who is close to Tay's brother is HOT GUY'S senior. And this guy horh, he's quite cool ah, malay but not mat. Those who know don't tell ah! 2-in-1 ah!


Another story, remember the Nurul girl last time I talked about. She's out to strike at me again. But this time she made a new email add and named herself Suzie. Stupid name right. This time Suzie's story was that she just came back from overseas after 4 years and then she misses her so called boyfriend of 7 years whom she met overseas which totally doesn't make sense cause 4years minus 7years is equal to negative 3years. I know my maths ok. Then she say she doesn't have his number cause it's the guy who always calls her then she feels sad cause when the guy moved house, he didn't give her his number which according to Suzie, he said he would. And then she said that the guy asked him to find him in Singapore so that's why she came back to Singapore. But then she said she haven't contact the guy for 4 years so how was it possible that the guy told to come look for him in Singapore 4 years later, 4 years ago? Get it? Like example, I tell you to look for me in 4 years time in some other place. Who would freaking do that lah? Then she told me, she misses him and loves him and then suddenly when I asked why as a girlfriend she didn't take down his number, guess what she said. It was something like, oh I don't think you understood me but what I meant was "boy" "friend", as in a guy friend. And she was like, sorry please forgive me if I confused you. And I'm like, huh? But the best part was that Suzie's english was equally as bad as Nurul's. And the font is same. And Suzie claims that her guy friend's name is Zack, ... (info after this is kept private and confidential unless you're Jin or Jo, wahaha!). Then to confirm Suzie was really Nurul, I asked for her pic which obviously she wouldn't wana give unless I'm her long LAST friend. Yes, that was what she typed and I went like, long last friend?. Nurul obviously won't give me her pic cause she claims that people tell her that she look like Siti Nurhaliza and she is afraid I would mistook her as Siti Nurhaliza. Like wth?! Then Suzie refused to give me her pic so I told her I don't talk to people if I don't know how they look like. And she went like, do you mean that when you TAUGHT to friend, you look at image? And I went, TAUGHT TO FRIEND? Sorry I don't understand you english. So tada, confirm Suzie is Nurul and Nurul is Suzie. Then I just ignored her, and she still wants to chat with me. I never reply. Wahaha. Serve her right. She was like, if you are my friend you would reply. Excuse me Missy, I never said I was your friend. And please buck up on your english! It's for your own good! Whatever.


Last story to close this post up. I was chatting with Ajis. I told him I was high and he was like, high on maxim ah? Haha. Then I told him about my Rod Stewart voice. I told him it was fucking sexay and that alot people comment it was very sexy! And then he told me to get well then I told him I won't drink water anymore cause I love my rocker voice and he called me GILA. Then I told him my voice was hot and he was like, you always hot lah. Then he asked me to turn him on with my sexy voice then I told him I needed to turn alot of people on with my sexy voice. Haha. And he said I'm turned on every minute so I told him that I have to turn myself on cause nobody turn me on mah! Haha! And he said I'm weird but NO, I'm not. Then it's like he reply slow lah so I was like, eh don't watch porn lah! I told him go discovery channel there got animals mating, it's nicer! Haha but then he no SCV. Aww! So I told him watch CH8 learn cheena and he say he don't like cheena but like cheena girls. I was like WTF?! I told him ah lians have no neh neh pok! Then he said it's at least better than malay girls and I was like, ah lians and minahs are the same lah! Then after that he was like, eh mat want sleep already so I was like, wah liao mat don't want friend sexy girl then he was like, eh who say!. Then after that he was like, anyways my friends all jealous I have a nice wallet. I was shocked, he actually used it! He told his friends I got it for him so I told him to tell his friends my voice very sexy and he said ok! Haha! And so I told him to show off his wallet to the whole world and yes, I had to tell him both of us have the same wallet and it wasn't on purpose ok! I bought mine first and since he wanted a wallet also, I guess the wallet I bought suited him, so I SPECIALLY went back to the SAME shop to buy the SAME wallet. And he was like, cool we have same wallet. He was honoured and thanked me yet again! And so I said, welcome and he went offline to sleep. Or maybe watch more porn. Haha.


The End. Anybody want me to explain to them any of the above stories please approach me nicely and politely ask ok? And if you're Nurul/Suzie, I may sound like an ahlian/minah/bitch/slut, but well, just fuck off ok. I seriously SWEAR I don't want to be your friend cause I don't like you.


Peace and Chao!