"Why do you wear makeup?"

"Do you want the -philosophical- answer or the -shutupyourface- answer?"

"... The -shutupyourface- answer"

"Well then, shut up your face..."

"Uh, okay..."

Being the pantsy ass that I've always been, I tend to have a thing for not disclosing the truth. Not that I was being dishonest in the first place, I had nothing to lie about. I just didn't have the heart to let anyone know that hey, I put makeup on so that I've something to hide behind.