Because Twitter only allows a 140 word limit and I don't want to be flooding everyone's news feed with my rants, so I shall blog it all out. Going to let my nerd-self take over now so for those who are familiar with my cool-self, turn away now.
I need to rant about the movie, Thor. I've watched it. I've got my own views on it. And I've been reading reviews. Good, bad, bimbotic and mindless.
No one ever fucking disses a Marvel superhero. No fucking one. You think the movie sucks? Okay no, I don't even know where to begin so I'll just rant it all out once and for all.
People who watched Thor because of Natalie Portman (because she's so pretty and talented and all ~OOOoooOOO Black Swan~). You know what? Fuck you.
Thor is deeper than that. It's a story about how one of the Avengers heros came to be. And of course, you don't even know who the Avengers are or what they're all about. I'm totally cool with it if you don't know Marvel and just watched Thor, because you happened to be watching it, but I've heard of some dissing the so-called "love story" between Jane (Portman's character) and Thor, saying Thor should have went back to Earth because they were in love with each other.
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE, SERIOUSLY. GOD OF THUNDER NEEDS NO FUCKING LOVE FROM A FUCKING SCIENTIST. SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM BECAUSE HE WAS TOPLESS. WHO WOULDN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH A TOPLESS CHRIS HEMSWORTH?! And the cheesy ~love story~ that happened, she liking him doesn't mean they have to be in love. He's hot, what's not to like about him.
I bet mindless idiots like you stepped into the theatre with no knowledge of Sif and the Warriors Three. Warriors who you ask? Heimdall? You only know him as the Bifrost Bridge gatekeeper but do you know the powers he possess? Like no, he doesn't just stand there and looks after the gate. That comes with a lot of responsibility and he's obviously there for a reason. BECAUSE HE IS SO POWERFUL, HELLO? You think he's irrelevant and I'll punch you.
And then there are some idiots who think that the whole Thor story was rushed. I mean seriously, it's a fucking two hour movie, how much can you exactly put into one movie? It's not a freaking Harry Potter movie made with countless amounts of sequels. Yeah, I agree it's just ~a little~ sloppy at some parts but c'mon, Harry Potter is a fucking draggy movie and you guys love it. Also, Thor was meant to be like an introduction movie to the upcoming (ONE OF THE MOST AWESOMEST) movies to come next year, The Avengers.
And did anyone else in this whole world caught Hawkeye's cameo? Shortlived but freaking awesome. Gets me all pumped up and excited for The Avengers.
YES THE AVENGERS ARE GOING TO BE SHOWN NEXT YEAR AND I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT. However, I do fear the possibility of most of the heros being played down (because everyone is so amazing and powerful) for the story plot. It worries me. I'm only hoping and crossing my fingers for the best.
This post is so abrupt, but I had to do it sometime. People are getting really stupid nowadays. It's no wonder the world is ending, or something like that.
Chao.
I need to rant about the movie, Thor. I've watched it. I've got my own views on it. And I've been reading reviews. Good, bad, bimbotic and mindless.
No one ever fucking disses a Marvel superhero. No fucking one. You think the movie sucks? Okay no, I don't even know where to begin so I'll just rant it all out once and for all.
People who watched Thor because of Natalie Portman (because she's so pretty and talented and all ~OOOoooOOO Black Swan~). You know what? Fuck you.
Thor is deeper than that. It's a story about how one of the Avengers heros came to be. And of course, you don't even know who the Avengers are or what they're all about. I'm totally cool with it if you don't know Marvel and just watched Thor, because you happened to be watching it, but I've heard of some dissing the so-called "love story" between Jane (Portman's character) and Thor, saying Thor should have went back to Earth because they were in love with each other.
SERIOUSLY PEOPLE, SERIOUSLY. GOD OF THUNDER NEEDS NO FUCKING LOVE FROM A FUCKING SCIENTIST. SHE FELL IN LOVE WITH HIM BECAUSE HE WAS TOPLESS. WHO WOULDN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH A TOPLESS CHRIS HEMSWORTH?! And the cheesy ~love story~ that happened, she liking him doesn't mean they have to be in love. He's hot, what's not to like about him.
I bet mindless idiots like you stepped into the theatre with no knowledge of Sif and the Warriors Three. Warriors who you ask? Heimdall? You only know him as the Bifrost Bridge gatekeeper but do you know the powers he possess? Like no, he doesn't just stand there and looks after the gate. That comes with a lot of responsibility and he's obviously there for a reason. BECAUSE HE IS SO POWERFUL, HELLO? You think he's irrelevant and I'll punch you.
And then there are some idiots who think that the whole Thor story was rushed. I mean seriously, it's a fucking two hour movie, how much can you exactly put into one movie? It's not a freaking Harry Potter movie made with countless amounts of sequels. Yeah, I agree it's just ~a little~ sloppy at some parts but c'mon, Harry Potter is a fucking draggy movie and you guys love it. Also, Thor was meant to be like an introduction movie to the upcoming (ONE OF THE MOST AWESOMEST) movies to come next year, The Avengers.
And did anyone else in this whole world caught Hawkeye's cameo? Shortlived but freaking awesome. Gets me all pumped up and excited for The Avengers.
YES THE AVENGERS ARE GOING TO BE SHOWN NEXT YEAR AND I CAN'T FUCKING WAIT. However, I do fear the possibility of most of the heros being played down (because everyone is so amazing and powerful) for the story plot. It worries me. I'm only hoping and crossing my fingers for the best.
This post is so abrupt, but I had to do it sometime. People are getting really stupid nowadays. It's no wonder the world is ending, or something like that.
Chao.
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